It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

On 11/10/2023 at 7:12 AM, DeaconKC said:

Is it just me, or does Willie look like he's checkin' out Janice?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Man walks in to a pub in Dublin, and asks “am I too early for a drink”, the barman say “yes, it’s 10 minutes till opening time, you can wait over there though (points to a chair)”. The man says thanks and sits down, the barman then says “would you like a drink, while you're waiting”.

 

[DeaconKC]

[John Kloehr]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Chuck Norris was petting a tiger.

Suddenly the tiger began to utter a soft growl. The trainer said, "get up slowly and back away." So, the tiger did.

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A little boy is sitting on a park bench crying. An old man comes hobbling by with his cane and sees the boy sobbing. So, he asks, “little boy, why are you crying?” The boy looks up and responds, “because I can’t do what the big boys can do.” The old man thinks for a second then sits down and starts crying too.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Subdeacon Joe]

"While #spacewalking I realized something: I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity." Astronaut Reid Wiseman"

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://youtu.be/TPJjuTmcsrE?si=JDRq6ZOkC77Ebpxd

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

I understand everything else on that, except for the "how to stack on a door".

 

Doing a web search and they just want to teach me about carpentry.

 

So, what do it mean?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

                ................. yippy-ki-yay .......    

 

 

 

 

Edited November 13, 2023 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

[Sedalia Dave]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

@DocWard does this sound familiar? 

[sassnetguy50]

@Alpo see how the entry team is stacked at the door in the 4 man drawing?  Or a better angle of the 5 man team posing in line for entry.

 

Try combining "CQB tactics" with your search for more examples.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

I understand everything else on that, except for the "how to stack on a door".

 

Doing a web search and they just want to teach me about carpentry.

 

So, what do it mean?

You don’t watch cop shows?

[Alpo]

Sure. Ever since I learned about cutting the pie, I watch cop shows and laugh at the stupidity. But I have never heard the term "stacking the door" before.

 

It's like the double-ended bag. I've seen them. I've seen people use them. I just didn't know that's what it was called.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Subdeacon Joe]

55 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

"I'm at that age where everything that happened 'three or four years ago' was more like 15 or 20 years ago."

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

[Alpo]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]