Alpo Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 One would assume so, but why is the kettle drum the only thing playing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 50 minutes ago, Alpo said: One would assume so, but why is the kettle drum the only thing playing? Why do you assume that the entire band is in the photo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Why do you assume that the entire band is in the photo? I don't, but at that part of the 1812, where they have that amazing percussion session, the French horns should be playing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I'm wondering if we can get a similar law passed here in Canada? I do believe that law would be put to better use if it were enacted in Chicago. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 Quote The firefighter was asked why he laughed while saving this old woman... He said that the elderly woman said to him: "You reminded me of my wedding night.." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 6 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 ....... they didn't come much wurst than that ..... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Stolen from the internet… A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything." 2 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!" Neighbours feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared. He died at the ripe old age of 98. After the burial, Daisy May's neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN... AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS." 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 3 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 30, 2022 Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 14 hours ago, Alpo said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: No need to bow. I was booing Wallaby. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 2 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 A Mexican, an Italian, and a Blond man are working on high-rise construction together. On their lunch break the Mexican opens his lunch box and exclaims “ Damnit, she packed tacos again!” Then he stands up and jumps. The Italian opens his lunch box and exclaims “Damnit, she gave me lasagna again!” Then he stands up and jumps. The Blond opens his lunch box and exclaims “Damnit, hamburgers again.” Then he stands up and jumps. Several days later, the wife of the Blond guy hosts a celebration of life for the workers and invites all the employees & their families. The attendees march by, and the Boss stops at the Mexican's wife. “ I'm so sorry for your loss.,” To which the wife replied "Thank you. If only I'd known he was tired of tacos, I would have packed something else.” Then she broke down in tears. Next, the Boss stops at the Italian’s wife. “ I'm so sorry for your loss.” To which the wife replied "Thank you. If only I'd known he was so tired of lasagna, I would have packed something else.” Then she broke down in tears. So the Boss stops at the Blond’s wife. “ I'm so sorry for your loss. Don't you wish you'd packed something else for your husband,?” She looked at him and replied, “Don’t blame me, he packed his own lunch.” 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Alpo said: No need to bow. I was booing Wallaby. well, in that case ..... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 50 minutes ago, Dumpre said: My mother does this, Its like looking into your soul.... Not a good feeling at all. Especially when the eyes go black! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 This is a very mean and sadistic person, and when he dies he needs to spend eternity at the lowest level of hell. 1 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch of course! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 17 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch of course! Why was the Jack O' Lantern afraid? ...because he had no guts! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sassnetguy50 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 It’s that time of year. Tony will be hunting frozen turkey next month. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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