Subdeacon Joe Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 A Scotsman stranded on a desert island comes across a woman who has washed up onto shore. The Scotsman helps the woman and welcomes her to the island. Later on that day, the woman says, "I don't suppose you smoked before you were stranded on this island, did you?" The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did smoke before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a cigarette from her bag, and they enjoy a smoke together. A little later, the woman says, "I don't suppose you drank before you were stranded on this island, did you?" The Scotsman explains that he most certainly did drink before becoming stranded on the island. So, the woman produces a flask from her bag, and they enjoy a drink together. Some time later, the woman says, "So, you've been on this island for ten years without a woman, huh?" "That's right," says the Scotsman. The woman continue, "I don't suppose you'd like to play around?" "Good God lady," exclaimed the Scotsman, "you have a set of golf clubs in that bag too?!?!' 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Never hit an animal of any kind over a decade and a half. BTW, The Brush Hog shown isn't properly connected to the tractor. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I saw a skunk get hit by 2 cars, about 3 seconds apart at 45 mph, where the skunk balled up as the first car went over him without squishing him, he bounced and straightened out, and another car came along, he balled up again, the car went over him, and he straightened out and ran off the road into the woods. I wonder how he did... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rip Snorter Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: In an old, full size 3/4 Ton Chevy Pickup, a big bull looks at you eye to eye, you in the driver's seat, him just standing there on the ground. Big Boys. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 That is a pull behind brush hog. It us not 3pt hitched it goes on the draw bar under the bell 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 ........ making a belt out of watches is a waist of time ...... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 Wha'cho lookin'at? 4 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Taco Tuesday isn’t till tomorrow. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: 2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Taco Tuesday isn’t till tomorrow. ....... but it's already tomorrow here .......... 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... but it's already tomorrow here .......... True, but that doesn’t look like an Aussie squirrel. Edited September 26, 2022 by Sedalia Dave 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said: True, but that doesn’t look like an Aussie squirrel. ....... nothing looks like an Aussie squirrel, ...... absolutely nothing at all ........ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 If it was an Aussie squirrel, it would be on your face trying to kill you! 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Does that make him Tio Taco? Actually squirrels in the U.S. attack occasionally. Had a cousin get badly bitten and you hear about an attack now and then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said: Does that make him Tio Taco? Actually squirrels in the U.S. attack occasionally. Had a cousin get badly bitten and you hear about an attack now and then. Oz immigrant squirrels. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Anyone up for Ray Steven's the Mississippi Squirrel Revival? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 42 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: Anyone up for Ray Steven's the Mississippi Squirrel Revival? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Did you know that a big toe looks like a peanut to a squirrel? 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I got a squirrel education once ~ I think I was thirteen... had a "pet" squirrel in the back yard. He'd eat outta my hand. But I learned REAL quick that he most assuredly did NOT care to be picked up. Dawg, but he was quick! And those looong teeth did a number on a few fingers before I managed to hurl the li'l booger. Worst was the chomps right into the joints. Even with the launch, he fared better than me; continued begging, but I made sure to toss him his "treats" after that. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 People tend to forget that they're called wild animals for a reason... 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 At my age: 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Baltimore Ravens have a rookie tight end Isaiah Likely. I imagine a future game status. Likely is probable for Sunday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 17 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: It's that new band Heavy D and the boxmen 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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