It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[sassnetguy50]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

Yes, Alpo, I know that those are two different helms.

Edited April 25, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe

[Alpo]

Spock songs I SAID SINGS, DOD GAMMIT otto!!!

 

 

Edited April 25, 2023 by Alpo

[DeaconKC]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

[DeaconKC]

14 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

My wife said "Aren't we already there?"

[Brazos John]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Spock songs I SAID SINGS, DOD GAMMIT otto!!!

 

 

And they said that the folks on SNL were high!

These writers were really feeling fine!

Reminds me of Laugh-In and Goldie Hawn!

[sassnetguy50]

13 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

 

 

Any guesses about that balcony capacity? 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Alpo said:

Spock songs I SAID SINGS, DOD GAMMIT otto!!!

 

 

 

 ...... thanks for the earworm ......  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

20 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 ....... in the case of confusion I use .... "Hey You !"  

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Sedalia Dave]

15 hours ago, Alpo said:

Spock songs I SAID SINGS, DOD GAMMIT otto!!!

 

 

 

Cute Hobbits.

 

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

 

Someone added footage from the current LOTR movies as that was originally recorded in 1967 when Leonard Nimoy made a guest appearance on Malibu-U.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Early one morning, Tee Jean was walking along the bank of Bayou Que de Tortue behind his house. All of a sudden, he noticed that the family outhouse, located right on the bank, was tilting dangerously toward the bayou; the heavy downpour from the previous night had serious eroded the bank where the outhouse was located. Being a boy (and a pretty canaille one at that) and reasoning that the outhouse was beyond salvage, Tee Jean picked up a big stick and whacked the outhouse - really peléed it - and watched as the outhouse toppled over, fell into the bayou, and quickly sank under the muddy waters. A few hours later, Tee Jean's father came up to him and with anger in his voice asked, "Tee Jean, did you knock that outhouse into the bayou?" "Papa," the boy answered, "like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. I did it." "Mais, Tee Jean, come with me maintenant to the woodshed. You are going to get the whipping of your life!" Tee Jean was shocked by this turn of events and said, "Papa, when George Washington told his papa that he had chopped down the cherry tree, his papa didn't give him a whipping." "Mais no, Tee Jean," said his father, "but George Washington's papa wasn't in that cherry tree when he cut it down, either." 

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

[DeaconKC]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

ADA: Why did you hit him?

 

Plaintiff: He called me a two-bit wh***

 

Defense attorney: What did you hit him with?

 

Plaintiff: A bag of quarters!

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139]

22 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

I don't get it! What am I missing?

 

PF

[Subdeacon Joe]

13 minutes ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said:

 

I don't get it! What am I missing?

 

PF

 

It tucks its Johnson so it doesn't create a bulge.

[Alpo]

23 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

That the bud lite it?

[Subdeacon Joe]

49 minutes ago, Alpo said:

That the bud lite it?

 

Yep

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

Spock vs Spock

 

This is an Audi commercial. Leonard Nimoy versus the new Spock.

 

I know Wallaby will like this commercial, because at one point as he's driving down the road Spock is singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Just a

WARNING!

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139]

23 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

It tucks its Johnson so it doesn't create a bulge.

 

Ah so! Thanks!

 

PF

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

there's smoke comming outa the petrol tank ...... ain't that a bit dangerous ?  

[Subdeacon Joe]