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Brazos John Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Alpo said: Well, you see, Doc, in my dream, I was little, and I went fishing. I didn't want to go, but I had to. I did everything they said to do, and I caught a fish. Then, it started chasing me. I couldn't get away from it. I ran around and around in circles, and it kept chasing me. I dropped the pole, and just barely got away. Is that why I do the things I do? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 7 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/1574604358/posts/pfbid02mqsdG7SLkGASCAsXP9eDG5ixgjryv4XRRkvGVcXDwvmxb4PP1QW787i8fjFyXbiQl/?sfnsn=mo&mibextid=VhDh1V Can't open it. Says it is private. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 4, 2023 Author Share Posted May 4, 2023 51 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Can't open it. Says it is private. https://www.facebook.com/reel/772754624273765?s=yWDuG2&fs=e Try this one. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/772754624273765?s=yWDuG2&fs=e Try this one. That was a cool site. Especially the video of the fight scene with the superhero in red. All the people in the background dressed up in green so they wouldn't show up on the green screen. Never thought about that but it made so much sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted May 4, 2023 Author Share Posted May 4, 2023 No, not me. Not anyone I know. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ...... combination anti theft/ outa the way parking space ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 4, 2023 Author Share Posted May 4, 2023 Proof that there are no women in Heaven: From the Book of Revelation, Chapter 8:And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 On 5/3/2023 at 5:11 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: Looks like an Ottawa pothole in spring. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 On 5/1/2023 at 9:57 PM, Alpo said: I don't understand the joke. I f it was a coke bottle, that would make sense. But it appears to be beer, or maybe booze. As big as a polar bear is that could be a fifth of booze. I realize it explaining a joke takes the fun out of it, but explain it to me anyhow. Sorry, I made a mistake. It was his own brand of vodka he was drinking: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Must be drilling into concrete. Using a hammer drill. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted May 5, 2023 Author Share Posted May 5, 2023 But it wasn't REEEAAALLL Marxist Socialism! 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 Um.... something isn't right... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said: .. I can nominate a few for you ...... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) This is the life!! Grandson, kicked back on the sofa on a Saturday morning, stuffing his face with fresh fried BACON!! Edited May 6, 2023 by Blackwater 53393 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: This is the life!! Grandson, kicked back on the sofa on a Saturday morning, stuffing his face with fresh fried BACON!! ...... but did he fry the bacon hissownself ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... but did he fry the bacon hissownself ? Wouldn’t be so great if he had to fry his own bacon!! 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. "Well," he says, "I am been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night and we're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12-pack!" The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer but continues praying for several minutes…The girl leans over and says, you never told me that you were such a religious person. He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father 's a pharmacist 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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