Subdeacon Joe Posted October 6, 2024 Author Posted October 6, 2024 It's a mom thing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_qKBzVxbz-/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote
Alpo Posted October 6, 2024 Posted October 6, 2024 I like this little old lady. I assume they're doing a drug deal in front of her house. She tells them to leave. Tells them she'll give them 10 minutes to get out of there and then she's coming back outside with her pistol and she's starting to shoot. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAvin04xQs6/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 8, 2024 Posted October 8, 2024 If builders built buildings like programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. 2 2 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 9, 2024 Posted October 9, 2024 A man is going into a pub, there is a nun stood outside, as he gets to the door she says ‘You are entering the devils house, if you go in you will be in hell for eternity, it is not too late to repent and save your soul’. He looks at her and says ‘You What?’ She replies ‘You are going in to partake of the devils brew, it will destroy you, both in this life and after, repent now, stop the drinking, and save yourself.’ He says ‘I am only going in for a pint, how would you know, have you ever tried a drink?’ The Nun replies ‘I have never taking such a substance, my life is dedicated to my faith and church’ The man says ‘If you have never tried then how can you comment, I will get you a drink to try, if you think it is as bad as you say it is, then I would consider what you are saying, if you agree what drink would you like?’ The nun ‘If it means that you would repent then I would try the devils brew, but I know nothing about drinking or what to try’ The man replies ‘OK, most woman like gin, did you want to try that?’ The Nun ‘Yes, but can you have it put into a cup? I would not want anyone to see me incase they thought I was being tempted by the devil. The man goes into the pub and up to the bar. The landlord says ‘Evening, what can I get you? The man ‘ A pint of bitter please, and a large gin, but could I have the gin in a cup? The Landlord ‘THAT BLOODY NUN IS OUT THERE AGAIN’ 1 9 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 11, 2024 Posted October 11, 2024 Bubba goes into the doctor's office. Nurse; what do you have Bubba? Bubba; I have shingles. Nurse; fill out this form with your medical history. Bubba is taken into a different office. Nurse; what do you have Bubba? Bubba; I have shingles. Nurse; take off your shirt. Where do you have shingles? Bubba; they are in my pickup truck, where do you want me to put them? 1 6 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 13, 2024 Posted October 13, 2024 My poor aunt had to have her leg amputated due to a severe infection. The surgeon accidentally removed the wrong leg! Well, then he proceded to amputate the correct leg. She was going to have a HUGE lawsuit against him and the hospital but she didn't have a leg to stand on! 2 3 Quote
Cactus Jack Calder Posted October 13, 2024 Posted October 13, 2024 1 hour ago, Alpo said: And you thought Algebra was never going to be useful in real life! 😁 CJ 1 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 13, 2024 Author Posted October 13, 2024 No! You're not taking a tape measure to school! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA5pl74uM22/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 3 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 13, 2024 Posted October 13, 2024 3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: My poor aunt had to have her leg amputated due to a severe infection. The surgeon accidentally removed the wrong leg! Well, then he proceded to amputate the correct leg. She was going to have a HUGE lawsuit against him and the hospital but she didn't have a leg to stand on! BTW her name was Ilene🙄 4 Quote
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