Subdeacon Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Author Share Posted June 26, 2023 50 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Not lazy. Just don't want to read a former girlfriend's phone number. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Author Share Posted June 26, 2023 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 37 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Not lazy. Just don't want to read a former girlfriend's phone number. According to the internet, she's in Oklahoma. You don't want to rile a woman from OK! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 10 hours ago, Brazos John said: Unless you're ADHD, OCD, or one of the other pleasures of modern life. You read it, memorized it, and saved it to a file. And rearranged it into a math problem to use all the numbers. I do that with my odometer. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: He should have paid attention when he saw that. Called in sick to work, maybe. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 17 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: ....... we didn't have teachers like that ........ 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Author Share Posted June 26, 2023 4 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: "Oh, bother," said Pooh. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Author Share Posted June 26, 2023 17 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I had two built about like that. One in 7th & 8th grades, one at a different school in 9th. Both schools were Catholic schools. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sam Sackett Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 18 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I would have failed that class. Wouldn’t have heard a thing………….. Sam Sackett 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I had two built about like that. One in 7th & 8th grades, one at a different school in 9th. Both schools were Catholic schools. Sister Yowza, and Sister Hubba Hubba? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 26, 2023 Author Share Posted June 26, 2023 Just now, Alpo said: Sister Yowza, and Sister Hubba Hubba? Nope, not nuns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... we didn't have teachers like that ........ I had a math teacher in 7th grade that was, if not better. The boys paid attention in class. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 (edited) Edited June 27, 2023 by Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 18 hours ago, Alpo said: While the screen writer says she died from HIV/AIDS, the original author says otherwise. In the book’s sequel, it states she contracted Hepatitis C, which was also unknown during that time period. That also further explains how her child and Forrest remain HIV free. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Boudreaux was a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana who was born and raised a Baptist . Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.Now, as a point of interest, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic and as such were forbidden to eat meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. Boudreaux agreed. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass to be confirmed. As the priest sprinkled holy water over Boudreaux he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved until the next Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the air. The priest was called by some of his angry parishioners and told of Boudreaux'’s actions . The priest assured the callers that he would be there immediately. When he got there he rushed into Boudreaux's yard clutching a rosary. He was prepared to scold Boudreaux for what he was doing but what he saw and heard made him stop in amazement. There at the grill stood Boudreaux. He was clutching a small bottle of water, which he carefully sprinkled over the sizzling meat as he chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Number six took a second. Then it was hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 40 minutes ago, Alpo said: Number six took a second. Then it was hilarious. E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: E? E=MC^2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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