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2 hours ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said:

 

That door is from a real car, not the golf carts that they poop out today and call automobiles. Nobody makes a nice looking or distinctive vehicle any more.

 

PF

Ahem!

 

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.


But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.

 

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.


When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

 

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

 

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp

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