Subdeacon Joe Posted June 12, 2023 Author Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Unfortunately the laws usually contine language like "ammunition feeding device" which covers belt fed. Dammit. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 12, 2023 Author Share Posted June 12, 2023 On 6/10/2023 at 10:51 PM, Alpo said: Phantom of the Opera, wasn't it? Tocata and Fugue in D minor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ....... yes ... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: God's way if reminding you where your shin is! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ????? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 13, 2023 Author Share Posted June 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: ????? All the needs/emotions that the humble potato can fulfill. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 58 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ....... I think I used to be married to her ...... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 You need to think around "old people". A tale from the wild, wild West ... "An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. He looked at the woman and laughed, "Hey old woman, have you ever danced?" The woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to" A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet. The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing. When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing. The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted too" THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US: 1 - Never be arrogant. 2 - Don't waste ammunition. 3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. 4 - Always make sure you know who has the power. 5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid." 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 In preparation for the decommissioning ceremony for the USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, we have the exceptional honor of being escorted by one of the newly re-engined Federation ships...the B-52X. First flown April 15th 1952, the B-52 has been in continuous service, undergoing multiple upgrades during its lifetime. The now reengined B-52X is expected to serve up to stardate 53000.0 and beyond if no suitable replacement is available at that time. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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