Question about leather skirts

[DeaconKC]

Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

[Pat Riot]

No…No, I am pretty sure it isn’t that…

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

  .... is this new truck that you speak of got a Hoppes#9 air freshener dangling off the rearview mirror ?  

 

 

 

 

[Singin' Sue 71615]

Nope....

Not. A. Word.

[DeaconKC]

1 minute ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Nope....

Not. A. Word.

Paging @Shanley Shooter!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

Or a fine mid 1900s European sports car.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

#76

[Pat Riot]

9 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

#76

Yep, that’s a good one! 

[Buckshot Bear]

as bad as this

 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

as bad as this

 

 

Oooo....  Buckshot, you better be glad you be on another continent in a different hemisphere~!!  

[Pat Riot]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

as bad as this

 

Oooh….you are a baaaaad man…

 

I am leaving before the ladies arrive. 
 

Bottles, a to-go quart if you please. I gotta go!

 

Not that stuff….the good stuff! I don’t want all those bottles getting messed up….hurry! I see Sue coming…

[Singin' Sue 71615]

Oh my WORD!!!

BEAR....you better start runnin' now....

[Sedalia Dave]

16 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

 

If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you.

 

 

 

 

[Cypress Sun]

 

To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that.

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

58 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that.

Ah, but were it so…

[Utah Bob #35998]

Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous.

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous.

 

 

[DeaconKC]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you.

 

 

 

 

I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright!

[DocWard]

9 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright!

Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 ...... well, it ain't rocket surgery ...... 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

12 minutes ago, DocWard said:

Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley?

 

We used to say "Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball" 

[Pat Riot]

56 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous.

 

And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. 

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. 

I missed where you quoted Utah Bob and was trying to imagine how a skirt could resemble a hat and why you would wear a leather skirt for 45 minutes.

[Singin' Sue 71615]

7 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that.

I DARE ya....ANY one of ya!!!

[Singin' Sue 71615]

22 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Paging @Shanley Shooter!

He would ask you "Have you ever seen a TWIX comercial?"

[DeaconKC]

4 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

He would ask you "Have you ever seen a TWIX comercial?"

So he can't decide which side he likes better?

[Singin' Sue 71615]

7 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

So he can't decide which side he likes better?

Oh...you really are feeling Froggy!!!

You know, I can climb a ladder and still slap ya!!!

He never answers 'loaded questions'.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

2 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

I DARE ya....ANY one of ya!!!

 

.... ain't no way I'm gonna try ...... and I live on the other side of the world ........

 

  .................... but you never know ......    

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

On 11/29/2021 at 10:34 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

as bad as this

 

 

[Kid Rich]

This thread is useless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

without pictures.

kR

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

3 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

This thread is useless without pictures.

kR

 You may be sorry for that request!

[Pat Riot]

4 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

This thread is useless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

without pictures.

kR

 

Following a gun theme…

 

 

 

 

For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt”

 

Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me…

[Singin' Sue 71615]

47 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

Following a gun theme…

 

 

 

 

For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt”

 

Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me…

Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt...

It's Lambskin!

Ask me how I know.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt...

It's Lambskin!

Ask me how I know.

 

 ....... I'll bite ........   so, how do you know ? 

[Singin' Sue 71615]

31 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ....... I'll bite ........   so, how do you know ? 

I have a long, Lambskin trenchcoat...and that's all I have to say about that!