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Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

Posted
1 minute ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Nope....

Not. A. Word.:ph34r:

Paging @Shanley Shooter!

Posted
2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

Or a fine mid 1900s European sports car.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

#76

Yep, that’s a good one! :lol:

Posted
4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

as bad as this

 

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Oooo....  Buckshot, you better be glad you be on another continent in a different hemisphere~!!  :lol:

Posted
7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

as bad as this

 

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Oooh….you are a baaaaad man…

 

I am leaving before the ladies arrive. 
 

Bottles, a to-go quart if you please. I gotta go!

 

Not that stuff….the good stuff! I don’t want all those bottles getting messed up….hurry! I see Sue coming…

Posted
16 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts?

 

 

Because they smell like a new truck!

 

If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you.

 

 

 

 

:P

Posted

Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous. :lol:

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you.

 

 

 

 

:P

I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright!

Posted
9 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright!


Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley?

Posted

 

12 minutes ago, DocWard said:


Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley?

 

We used to say "Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball" :P

Posted
56 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous. :lol:

 

And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. 

I missed where you quoted Utah Bob and was trying to imagine how a skirt could resemble a hat and why you would wear a leather skirt for 45 minutes.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

He would ask you "Have you ever seen a TWIX comercial?"

So he can't decide which side he likes better?

Posted
7 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

So he can't decide which side he likes better?

Oh...you really are feeling Froggy!!!

You know, I can climb a ladder and still slap ya!!!:D

He never answers 'loaded questions'.

Posted
2 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

I DARE ya....ANY one of ya!!!

 

.... ain't no way I'm gonna try ...... and I live on the other side of the world ........

 

  .................... but you never know ......    ;)

Posted
4 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

This thread is useless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

without pictures.

kR

 

Following a gun theme…

 

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For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt”

 

Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me…;)

Posted
47 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

Following a gun theme…

 

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image.jpeg.9d048d9947cd20b92ac4bfca97fc6bba.jpeg
 

image.jpeg.bca6bd0b9168fc4781f6e9b182c20f92.jpeg
 

For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt”

 

Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me…;)

Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt...

It's Lambskin!

Ask me how I know.:ph34r:

Posted
3 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt...

It's Lambskin!

Ask me how I know.:ph34r:

 

 ....... I'll bite ........   so, how do you know ? :huh:

Posted
31 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ....... I'll bite ........   so, how do you know ? :huh:

I have a long, Lambskin trenchcoat...and that's all I have to say about that!:wub:

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