Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Can't find ammunition? Switch to Biblical solutions. Go sling and pebble. Find you some beach with lots of pebbles, and gather them in. Make yourself a sling, and WhamO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Solution to a nagging problem? Divorce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 17, 2021 Author Share Posted February 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Solution to a nagging problem? Divorce? Not the same problem, Marshal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Was thinking duct tape myself GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 44 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Solution to a nagging problem? Divorce? ...... that don't end the nagging; ....... just the marriage ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 bury her in the sand CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 3 hours ago, G W Wade said: Was thinking duct tape myself GW Duct tape works!!! (Ask me how I know!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Gorilla glue lipstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Gorilla glue lipstick. Oh my word!!! That was funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... that don't end the nagging; ....... just the marriage ...... Sounds like you have been there done that.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, Texas Lizard said: Sounds like you have been there done that.... Texas Lizard yeah ........ does don't it ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Duct tape works!!! (Ask me how I know!) ...... OK Ma'am ....... I'll ask .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Solution to a nagging problem? Divorce? That would be an expensive solution. I believe Badger was referring to an inexpensive solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... that don't end the nagging; ....... just the marriage ...... What do you think the sling shot is for? Comes with it's own silencer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... OK Ma'am ....... I'll ask .... First reunion with Shanley's family...I was nervous! And there were like 30 of us! I suppose I was talking too much? (Me? Never!) All the sudden, from behind me, came a swatch of duct tape! Firmly placed over my mouth by Shanley's cousin Glenda!!! Did the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 If you really want to save ammo just go up to the line with empty firearms. At the beep, draw, pull the trigger and shout Bang, wait a split second and shout clang. To make it realistic you could even skip a clang here and there to give yourself a miss. Have a great day, BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Barry Sloe said: If you really want to save ammo just go up to the line with empty firearms. At the beep, draw, pull the trigger and shout Bang, wait a split second and shout clang. To make it realistic you could even skip a clang here and there to give yourself a miss. Have a great day, BS One EOT, Big Ted (may he rest in peace) from Italy, did just that!!! He was so excited, forgot to fill his pistols... Funny to see a very large man shouting "Pew..Pew, Pew!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 These work too. I'll never tell how I know, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 18, 2021 Author Share Posted February 18, 2021 Looks like I solved the problem. Nobody is talking about the ammo shortage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I did just that. Tractor supply sells sling shots and metal balls for ammo. I think I will carry it in my back pocket like the old days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 BMC - Can even be used for fishing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I got me a .32 caliber round ball mold and a wrist rocket. I will likely never run out of ammo. Bought a box of .25 caliber round ball as well. Good fun with the grandson. Lock your wife and your dog out of the house for an hour. See which one will be glad to see you when you let them in. Now that is living dangerously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 “Found the solution to a nagging problem.“ Me too. I divorced her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: “Found the solution to a nagging problem.“ Me too. I divorced her. ................................. but, but, did it stop the nagging ? ...... or just move it outa your bedroom ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 When I saw the topic, this was the first thing that came to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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