Sedalia Dave Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 For a Tiger wandering loose in the Knoxville TN area. Tiger on the loose near Knoxville as Tennessee authorities continue massive search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Did anyone look in the tank? Someone could have put it there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 They aren't game animals there and might not be protected. It would cost a fortune in taxidermy costs but he'd make a splendid rug for a gun room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Invasive species, like the English sparrow and the Norway rat. No season, no limit, no license needed. You reckon he's from Auburn or from LSU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, Alpo said: Invasive species, like the English sparrow and the Norway rat. No season, no limit, no license needed. You reckon he's from Auburn or from LSU? Could be that goofy lookin' tiger from Clemson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 He's gotta be hungry by now!!! Yikes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 It's 2020, why am I not surprised there is a tiger loose around Knoxville, TN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 .... tiger ......... 4 bore ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 By now, that tiger is probably roaming the wooded areas south of Knoxville..... in Blount County where I live. BUT... it could be perched somewhere in Neyland Stadium looking for a few Vols to devour..... I have seen nothing on the local news about this. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 I say just turn UT's "Smokey" loose on him. Smokey will tree him in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Carole Baskin! Calling Carole Baskin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .... tiger ......... 4 bore ......... HOWDAH~!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 33 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: HOWDAH~!! You is gonna need an elephant to go with that, Hardpan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: By now, that tiger is probably roaming the wooded areas south of Knoxville..... in Blount County where I live. BUT... it could be perched somewhere in Neyland Stadium looking for a few Vols to devour..... I have seen nothing on the local news about this. ..........Widder Come on, Widder, be reasonable. He'd starve if he did that. When was the last time that the Vols actually showed up on a football field? I thought that ya'll had gave up football and took up fooseball after Fulmer stepped down as head coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: You is gonna need an elephant to go with that, Hardpan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: HOWDAH~!! ......... yep, ....... a quarter pounder in each barrel ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ......... yep, ....... a quarter pounder in each barrel ............ A Quarter Pounder? With or without cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 9 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: Could be that goofy lookin' tiger from Clemson. Only if it ends up being kinda scrawny, a funny color and with a weirdly shaped head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: A Quarter Pounder? With or without cheese? ...... with smoke and boom and reeeeeeeeecoil ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: A Quarter Pounder? With or without cheese? Metric people will not understand what you are asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Just now, Alpo said: Metric people will not understand what you are asking. ...... true, .............. but most of them will have been to a Macdonalds a time or 15 ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 They eat a la Royale with cheese, because they don't understand what a quarter pounder means. I know that's true because I saw it in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Car 54...where are you!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: HOWDAH~!! The Ultimate "Get Off of Me- NOW!" gun. Beats those little NAA mini revolvers, don't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, South-Eye Ned said: Car 54...where are you!? From the "memes" thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 On 9/10/2020 at 7:04 PM, Tyrel Cody said: I think this went above some folks' heads. I tried but couldn't post the song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 predated adam 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Come on, Widder, be reasonable. He'd starve if he did that. When was the last time that the Vols actually showed up on a football field? I thought that ya'll had gave up football and took up fooseball after Fulmer stepped down as head coach. John, a couple good things come out of Alabama. The best thing is 65N but a less known thing was the toothbrush. It was invented in Alabama. Anywhere else and it would've been called the teethbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: I think this went above some folks' heads. I tried but couldn't post the song... Yeah, I should've given a clue like, "My Vol friends will understand this". Wish that I was on ol' Rocky TopDown in the Tennessee hillsAin't no smoggy smoke on Rocky TopAin't no telephone billsOnce I had a girl on Rocky TopHalf bear, other half catWild as a mink, but sweet as soda popI still dream about that Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Just now, Tyrel Cody said: Yeah, I should've given a clue like, "My Vol friends will understand this". Wish that I was on ol' Rocky TopDown in the Tennessee hillsAin't no smoggy smoke on Rocky TopAin't no telephone billsOnce I had a girl on Rocky TopHalf bear, other half catWild as a mink, but sweet as soda popI still dream about that Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee Yesssss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said: Yesssss! I'm not there yet, but by next year at this time I'll be able to play this clawhammer/frailing banjo style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 40 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I'm not there yet, but by next year at this time I'll be able to play this clawhammer/frailing banjo style Sounds like a VOLUNTEER to play it at next years' TN state match! See what I did there?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Sounds like a VOLUNTEER to play it at next years' TN state match! See what I did there?! Nice pun. Might be a good fund raiser for cancer. Folks could donate for us not to play and/or sing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: John, a couple good things come out of Alabama. The best thing is 65N but a less known thing was the toothbrush. It was invented in Alabama. Anywhere else and it would've been called the teethbrush. We named it with our neighbors in mind. Wouldn't want ya'll to feel left out! 1 hour ago, Tyrel Cody said: Yeah, I should've given a clue like, "My Vol friends will understand this". Wish that I was on ol' Rocky TopDown in the Tennessee hillsAin't no smoggy smoke on Rocky TopAin't no telephone billsOnce I had a girl on Rocky TopHalf bear, other half catWild as a mink, but sweet as soda popI still dream about that Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee Anybody that's been around Tennessee sports knows all about that song. You folks play it constantly! Some would even say play it to death. Oh, Look! Smoky woke up from his nap! "Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top..." Hey! The cheerleaders hasn't dropped anybody yet! "... Rocky Top, you'll always be..." And it still ain't as catchy a tune as Sweet Home Alabama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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