Subdeacon Joe Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Heck, I got a few years before Sixty, and I have days like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 After sixty, a lot of what don’t hurt don’t work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: After sixty, a lot of what don’t hurt don’t work!! One of my favorite sayings: "whatever still works, hurts." That, and my response to "how are you doing?" "Not worth a damn, thanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Mine is "Better than some,worse than others" to that question, 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: After sixty, a lot of what don’t hurt don’t work!! And I ain't puttin' no damn ice down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: One of my favorite sayings: "whatever still works, hurts." That, and my response to "how are you doing?" "Not worth a damn, thanks." My standard response is "Fair to mediocre". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 "I'm able to sit up and take nourishment." To "how are you?": Better than nothing. At least that's what my wife says?" She always grinned at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Like my neighbor used to say "If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts it's because you died in the night and still don't know it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Everyday on top of the dirt is a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: My standard response is "Fair to mediocre". "Too early to tell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: One of my favorite sayings: "whatever still works, hurts." That, and my response to "how are you doing?" "Not worth a damn, thanks." My answer is always "I'm better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Noz said: My answer is always "I'm better." Mine is, “I was better, but I got over it.” 1: Hearing loss 2: Up close vision impairment 3: Nerve damage in the hands 4: Neuropathy in the feet 5: Diminished range of motion in numerous joints 6: Slowed healing What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do!! STILL!! I’m as good once as I ever was and better than I once was at most of the important stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 It is better to be seen than viewed. My favorite Chas B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Boots Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: And I ain't puttin' no damn ice down there. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I’m 62, but I still go to the gym to use weights and the treadmill. I always pop 400 mg of Ibuprofen before I go. I don’t run on the treadmill anymore because of my back, but I walk fast on an incline to burn more calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: And I ain't puttin' no damn ice down there. A little too kinky for ya?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Blackwater 53393 said: A little too kinky for ya?? .... well, it is for me ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Marshal Hangtree said: And I ain't puttin' no damn ice down there. Never had a vasectomy, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Michigan Slim said: Never had a vasectomy, eh? YEEEOUCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Blackwater 53393 said: YEEEOUCH!!! Wasn't tooooo bad. Tried to shoot a Sharps the next day. THAT didn't work out well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Wasn't tooooo bad. Tried to shoot a Sharps the next day. THAT didn't work out well. Slim: Next time, put the butt of the rifle on your shoulder instead..... LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: Slim: Next time, put the butt of the rifle on your shoulder instead..... LL And lose all those style points!?!? I was just testing out my Outlaw shooting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I'm just "high mileage"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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