Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

[Alpo]

This is one of those that I need to have explained to me I guess.

 

Does he want someone to pay their bill, so the economy will keep rolling along?

 

Or does he want someone to pay one of his bills, because he's so far in debt he will never get out?

[Texas Joker]

Pursuit of happiness: worth a watch  based on a 'true story'

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

6 hours ago, Alpo said:

This is one of those that I need to have explained to me I guess.

 

Does he want someone to pay their bill, so the economy will keep rolling along?

 

Or does he want someone to pay one of his bills, because he's so far in debt he will never get out?

 

Not enough information to tell.  I take it as meaning pay one of his bills.  I don't necessarily see him as being deep in debt at the moment, but maybe he just lost his job, or had some other major event.

 

I've also seen memes along this line suggesting you pay a bill for someone else who you know is struggling.

Edited December 18, 2022 by Subdeacon Joe

[Buckshot Bob]

Full relaxation 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

[Eyesa Horg]

8 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

That piece of wood will be no help if that sucker let's loose!

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bob]

41 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That piece of wood will be no help if that sucker let's loose!

I guess it’s like gun control for some people, useless but it makes some feel better 

[Buckshot Bob]

When this guy says cold dead hands he means it 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Alpo]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Buckshot Bob]

20 Amazing and Shocking Facts about the World

1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.

6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

7. Coca-Cola was originally green.

8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20. Pigs can't look up.

That's all I can list. But if you can add more meaningful and true facts, I would like to have it.

[Ozark Huckleberry]

Aarrghh!

 

Nevermind.

 

Edited December 19, 2022 by Ozark Huckleberry

[Buckshot Bob]

[Ozark Huckleberry]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said:

20 Amazing and Shocking Facts about the World

1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.

6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

7. Coca-Cola was originally green.

8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20. Pigs can't look up.

That's all I can list. But if you can add more meaningful and true facts, I would like to have it.

20 Amazing and Shocking Facts about the World

1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water. - The Mpemba effect. Hot CAN, not will. Doesn't always happen.

2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Most paintings don't have eyebrows. Or any other body parts. They're flat.

3. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. That's why it's used to check key-function on typewriters. Remember typewriters?

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Most frequently over-exercised, too.

5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period. Unless I see them around the house. Then they take one rest. Period.

6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No.

7. Coca-Cola was originally green. The bottles, yes. But Coca-Cola has always been brown.

8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Mohammed = 45.7 million. Maria = 61.1 million.

9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less. Best time to weigh, then.

10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand. Dogs and cats have a nictitating eyelid, too.

11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." More people should be abstemious in their facetiousness.

12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. North America, South America?

13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. On average. Mrs. H. accounts for a few people herself.

14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. What about TYPEWRITERS?

15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit. And I hope I never see either of them..

16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system. Okay.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! And when they start, you probably should step back a bit.

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. What if you have inhaled poison?

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow. At least try to put up a good fight.

20. Pigs can't look up. 

[John Kloehr]

48 minutes ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. What about TYPEWRITERS?

"S" is on another row.

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

20 Amazing and Shocking Facts about the World

1. Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.

6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

7. Coca-Cola was originally green.

8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

9. When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

10. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

11. There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

13. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

14. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

15. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16. Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20. Pigs can't look up.

That's all I can list. But if you can add more meaningful and true facts, I would like to have it.

North America & South America, not so much.

[PowderRiverCowboy]

[Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104]

 

 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

5 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

That's all I can list. But if you can add more meaningful and true facts, I would like to have it.

 Wasps co-evolved with fig trees. They're the only thing that pollinates it, many end up dying in the figs.

[Buckshot Bob]

6 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

 Wasps co-evolved with fig trees. They're the only thing that pollinates it, many end up dying in the figs.

Don’t take it too seriously it’s just a cut and paste from Fb 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

Don’t take it too seriously it’s just a cut and paste from Fb 

https://www.lewisginter.org/fig-wasps/

[Ozark Huckleberry]

4 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

"S" is on another row.

Yeah, I gotta throw a bone, right?

 

95% is still better than a lot of of my stages.

[Chantry]

7 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Aarrghh!

 

Nevermind.

 

 

Let me guess, you tried to lick your elbow and pulled several muscles

[Alpo]

I can lick my elbow. It's a stretch, but I can do it. The inside.

 

But whether it's the front side or the backside it's still the elbow, right?

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Sedalia Dave]

9 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No.

 

"FINE" is the most dangerous one word sentence.

[Sedalia Dave]

9 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

12. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. North America, South America?

 

America without the North or South preceding it is not a continent. 

 

Asia, Africa and Antarctica do qualify.

 

[Buckshot Bob]