South-Eye Ned Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 You make a good livin’ Plantin’ Craps, Michigan Slim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Plantin’ Craps? No...ya roll Craps. Then ya lose and end up here in the Saloon...so Slim quit rollin’ Craps and he is here in the Saloon...Just as it should be..,Hey, what the hell is in this tea anyway? Did someone make tea with the weed from that other thread? Everything is so greeeeeen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 27, 2018 Author Share Posted June 27, 2018 It's Peyote tea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 If Bea was to catch someone rolling Kraps, she'd probably shoot him. She wants her hubby to bring his paycheck to the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 13 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: I must have missed something along the way, why is a horse in the Saloon? That's Kid Shelleen's horse (from Cat Ballou) Don't buy him anymore whiskey. He gets ornery when he's been drinkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Most of us do Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Not me, I drink Buttermilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 I bet that annoyed Dale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 I HAVE NEVER HAD A HANGOVER. NEVER! Well, you wanted a story, didn't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Peyoteeeee Peyotee....PEYOTEEEEE.....Peyotea.....Peyo-Tea..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 I come into the s’loon because of the free salty snacks on the bar, the peanuts and the pretzel sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 seems dead in here,this rounds on my tab ,drink up all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 I come for the Peyo-Tea. Wonderful concoction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 aw geez.....SUMWUN get Pat a cuppa coffee.....NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I come for the Peyo-Tea. Wonderful concoction... Going on a vision quest, Pat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: I HAVE NEVER HAD A HANGOVER. NEVER! Well, you wanted a story, didn't ya? I gotta admit BMC....that's wun of tha best stories that's been on here in a loooonggg time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: I HAVE NEVER HAD A HANGOVER. NEVER! Well, you wanted a story, didn't ya? Can't have a hangover if you never sober up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Sishh, Dang, I just made it to ta Saloon. Had one of them there monster winds blowing at my place. Not on my place but many 36" trees down. Sasper, my horses went down to his knees. No major damage ta anyone and my internet was down for 40 hours. Speaking of Sasper, I'll have one. Did someone put horse poop in the coffee again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I think it may have been Okie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 Alright all, Pat's high on Peyo-tea; drinks on his tab all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 did someone say drinks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I’ll have water.... of life; aqua vita; uisge beath; SCOTCH WHISKY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 The day is ‘bout done and I’m ready for some liquid recreation!! Another double Jameson and some of Boozy Creek’s Apple Pie, ice cold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Just got back from looking at houses in the country. I need a drink. Barkeep! Jack Daniels on ice good man! Hey! Can we make my barkeep of the female persuasion? With a wasp waist and great bi..... Uh. no. Better not. Where's that drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Why is Pat grabbing at the stars over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 Morning all! Fresh coffee is on. @Willy Cheaten there's some buttermilk in the cooler for ya. Bottles put our drinks on Pat's tab again today; that Peyo-teA ain't gonna wear off for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Whomever wakes up in the hoosgow without rememberin' how they got there wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Just a big bucket of ice water for now. Got some hot work to do!! Be back fer some "who hit john" later!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, South-Eye Ned said: Whomever wakes up in the hoosgow without rememberin' how they got there wins! finally.....a competition I haz a chance at winning!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I'm on vacay next week, and the office is going out to lunch today. I will have my favorite beer for sure; just one, as I still have to go back to the office for a couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Whoa...What happened. Bottles slides a Tab over for Pat to peruse. "Holy Cow! All I had was some tea...man, am I ever thirsty. Got any water?" Pat tosses Bottles a couple gold pieces and proceeds to drink cool cool ever so tasty water.... Pat thinks to himself "It was so colorful in here a while ago...now it's just not as green...." Pat sees Calico Mary, Tyrel Cody and South Eyed Ned sitting at a table and there is a stack of whiskey glasses in te center of the table. All of a sudden the bat-wings fly open and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Okie comes in, followed by Sundance the palomino.....Okie shouts "hey, where's mine??!" next thing anyone knows, a strange aroma comes drifting up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 ...yeah. They caught wind of it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 Can we stop bringing horses inside the Saloon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Just don't yell Tyrel....just don't yell! My concern is how do we get rid of all the flies Kit brought in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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