Sedalia Dave Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Spam? Spam? Did I miss something.? Fried Spam, Hot Biscuits, and Gravy. YUM YUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 But I don’t like Spam. I loved it when Monty Python made their Spam videos... See what I did there?...huh? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Fried Spam, Hot Biscuits, and Gravy. YUM YUM. I'll take some of that biscuits and gravy puleeze.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Calico Mary said: I'll take some of that biscuits and gravy puleeze.... Head on over. Be ready in 20 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 what, you don't deliver?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 We’ve had this discussion before, no deliveries; we’re all too drunk to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 23 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: what, you don't deliver?? Not today. It seems that before Pat Riot left for his quest he filled the water trough with beer and all of the horses are in the barn sleeping it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 SORRY!! Take out only on weekends!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 um....Blackwater....it IS tha weekend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 My end is week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 both of em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 13 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Spam? Spam? Did I miss something.? Surely you haven’t missed the plethora of image/cartoon threads that get started here every day; aka spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 For the record I don't have a problem with occasional lone image/cartoon thread. The problem is the 5-20 EVERY DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Darn...all that beer...I hope the horses liked it. Luckily none of the Spam is fried. That is one quick way for me to get a headache. That and/or fried bolonie or cheap ham. Must be this new thing called “nitrates”...also found in cheap wine...I think I am onto something here. Cheap = Headaches! Cheap Spam / Free Spam / Fried Spam Headaches. Sounds like a bad Dr. Seuss book... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I LOVE fried Spam!! Slice it kinda' thin and crisp it up real quick so's the inside stays juicy. Then slice up some tomaters and onion, cut you off some fresh yeller cheese or use Velveeta if you can't get unsliced American, slice you a couple pieces of sourdough bread, toast it and slather a little mayo on it. Stack that all up real nice and spoon you out some 'tater salad next to it on yer plate. Go get you a big cold RC and set down an' stuff yer face!! NOW!! Go find yerself a cool spot in the corner somewhere and git you a big nap!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 Pa always put peanuts in his RC Colas; SKIs too for that matter. Thanks for bringing back some fond memories. for those not from middle Tennessee a SKI is a drink similar to Mello Yello sold around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Ah, I miss Sundrop soda pop from North Carolina. Nothing better on a hot day, especially if you could find Sundrop slushies. That is the best. Sundrop is kind of like Melli Yellow but tangier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Back some years ago, almost EVERY small community had local grocery with canned and dry goods and a produce and a meat counter. Folks that worked in the area would congregate around midday and the grocer would fix sandwiches and sell cold drinks. You could get balogona, (spelled and pronounced BALONEY) ham, roast beef, or maybe fried spam with one or another kind of fresh sliced cheese, often fresh sliced bread, and your choice of fresh produce and pickles, fixed like you liked it and often even warmed up in a skillet! You could get coffee if there was any left, (early birds made out best) or a bottled or canned soft drink so cold it would have ice in it, and a place to "set" in the shade or in front of a fan with, most likely, the news of the day and other good conversation. You'd hang around for at least an hour, (most folks would work 'til just short of dark) or sometimes longer and then go back to what you were doing, usually full and happy!! The one here locally closed down about four or five years ago when the lady that ran it retired and nobody wanted to take it over. Now the community has more than doubled and nobody knows anybody anymore, (that took a little longer than these last four years) there's a Dollar General a block from my house, and you can get a hotdog or some pre packaged sandwich and a drink, along with the "bum's rush" at a convenience store out by the interstate!! MAN OH MAN!!! How times have changed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Cant get baloney from Nerdy? Really? Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Cant get baloney from Nerdy? Really? Nope! It comes from bits and pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 YES!! You can gat a baloney sangwidge at Dirty Nerdy’s, (Lewis’ Grocery) but that’s three communities away!! Worth the drive though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 PR You dont know Nerdy. Lord, that gal dont do anything in bits and pieces. Brad sure has his hands full with her. We all adore her. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Give me a water barkeep. Lost ten pounds of it at the range yesterday. Feeling kina parched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 you don't have 10 pounds ta lose..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I do now! Since I got let go from a very stressful job I have gained 25 pounds. 155 now. 145 this morning. Trying to hydrate it back on today but it's awful out again and I've got things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 believe it or not, I'z up ta 129....no wonder nuttin' fits anymore..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 I have found couple of pounds lately!! I'll gladly return them to anyone wanting them returned!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Be bout 100 again taday and I's gonna be out cutten another 80 acres Ifen I'm lucky. Bottles I need something ta go and don't tell me it's all in the horse trough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Beer? Whisky? Just let me drink the blood of my enemies! And, a glass of ice water-it’s to be hot today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 2 hours ago, South-Eye Ned said: Beer? Whisky? Just let me drink the blood of my enemies! And, a glass of ice water-it’s to be hot today. There are vampires among us!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 13 hours ago, South-Eye Ned said: Beer? Whisky? Just let me drink the blood of my enemies! And, a glass of ice water-it’s to be hot today. Would you settle for a nice sangria?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Would you settle for a nice sangria?? Yes, but I want a paper straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted July 3, 2018 Author Share Posted July 3, 2018 A straw? In the Saloon? What in the heck is this place coming to On a side note, my phone has learned to autocorrect and capitalize Saloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 It’s coming to a reduced inventory of paper straws by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Ah straws. Remember the episode where Abby was ranting about "that's the last hollow polystyrene tube", and when Tim says,"Huh?", she says, "Straw, McGee. I am a SCIENTIST. I am SPECIFIC." And I thought, "You are a MORON. The phrase does not refer to a drinking device. It means a piece of dried grass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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