Subdeacon Joe Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I think I'd make a BLT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'd immediately contact 911. As soon as I found a stamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I would notify the proper authorities to come save them all..........next time I went into town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I would celebrate with a balogna sammich. And I would have to capture the event on my cell phone cam for youtube to see if I could get a viral video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Not sure about the sandwich, but I would save the biggest fool with the biggest mouth piece. Only helps our side. So that would be Chris Matthews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'd call all of my nearby friends, then charge admission and sell refreshments!! None of them would drown anyways! That kind of turd always floats!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Well, I guess I'm the only one that would at least attempt. I would throw each a concrete block and tell them to hold on till they were recovered by divers. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 Sandwiches, gentlemen, sandwiches.Although I do like the way MT thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creek Johnson Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Brisket Sandwich and I BBQ the meat. It's always good to have some entertainment while grillin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Sandwiches, gentlemen, sandwiches. Although I do like the way MT thinks. Well.I would stand by, not idle, would eat a ham with swiss cheese sandwich, so I could be on sight to mis-direct, I mean direct within a 1/4 mile were I seen the blocks go down as they were holding on. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I'd wait till Jesse joined 'em. Then I'd make a celebratory Bacon, Bacon, and Bacon sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Capicola, salami, proscutti with mozzarella cheese, a little ricotta cheese and sliced fresh garden tomato dowsed with Italian dressing on a fresh baked Italian bun!! Viva Italiano! Oh yea when I was done with the sangwich I would head to the police dept.(with donuts of course) and tell them what a great sangwhich I just had!!! Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Ah, the true cause of red tide. I'll take a steak and cheese, double meat and cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I am partial to peanut butter sandwiches. I would call 911 to save those fellows the very second that I finished making my sandwich. First I gotta till the soil into rows and plant the peanuts. I gotta pick some blackberries to make the jam with...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Well regardless of what kind of sandwich I would make, you can be DANG SURE it'll have butter on it!!! Just look at the "Sammich" thread. EC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I am thinking a roast beast sammish, with butter and horseradish on dark rye. Gotta have a dill pickle and some cold beer to wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I am thinking a roast beast sammish, with butter and horseradish on dark rye. Gotta have a dill pickle and some cold beer to wash. Oooohhh ... that sounds good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Wesson Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Peanut butter and jelly, on raisin bread. Then, I would call the White House but they wouldn't talk to me, oh well, can't say I didn't try to help. Too bad, NOT!!! :D Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Oooohhh ... that sounds good! Might have to have two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Badger!! Pass me one of them sammiches!! Two will make you fat..............................................................................................................er!! I still don't think you can drown those turds!! We couldn't EVER get that lucky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Oh you guys. I know you're not that mean-spirited. If you were present in a real life situation you would attempt to save their lives. You may not agree with those fellows thinking or rhetoric, but you'd not wish them dead and would do all humanly possible to rescue them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Birdgun, you are probably right but wouldn't you hate yourself later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Doing my very best Tweety impression, "He don't know me too well, do he?" Not too bad for my 7500th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Oh you guys. I know you're not that mean-spirited. If you were present in a real life situation you would attempt to save their lives. You may not agree with those fellows thinking or rhetoric, but you'd not wish them dead and would do all humanly possible to rescue them. My beliefs tell me to attempt to understand my enemies so that I may feel compassion for them. "Gentlemen" like the above strain that notion nearly to the breaking point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I'm sorry maybe I have no compassion but those three have done enough to help screw up this country and Sharpton could even be blamed for riling up young blacks and MAKING them racist. No, I'd make the sandwich for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I'm sorry maybe I have no compassion but those three have done enough to help screw up this country and Sharpton could even be blamed for riling up young blacks and MAKING them racist. No, I'd make the sandwich for sure! I'm certainly not disagreeing with your assessment of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky Joe, SASS #24061 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Pastrami on rye, Pastrami piled at least 2" thick. Dill pickle;e on the side. Beverage had to be Dr. Brown's cream soda. Of course it would take time to drive to Tucson to get the good kosher pastrami. But I'd call the rescue squad as soon as I got back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I guess I wouldn't let em drown.................. I mite go git my 308 and make sure thay din't drown.....least tha's wut Ide like to do. In all reality, I'd do my best to save em, or maybe it was HIS plan for them to go then and who would I be to interfere? Or just before thay wint down for the 3rd time I'd grab them up only with their promise to cut their tongues off. Lord, forgive me for how I hate those three! pbcc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 You guys are joking, right. I'd notify the authorities immediately. In fact, I'd drive down to the post office and put the letter right in the bin! The sandwich, tuna sounds good. Barry Sloe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I'd have me a reuben. Extra dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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