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Well Joe I hope you have a crappy ugly and horrible birthday! This guy is the scum of the earth! :angry:

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15 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Well Joe I hope you have a crappy ugly and horrible birthday! This guy is the scum of the earth! :angry:

 

Hey!   I thought you liked me!:(

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34 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Hey!   I thought you liked me!:(

Oh yea you’re a “Good Joe” ;)

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3 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

Today is also National Absurdity Day

I guess that explains a lot.

 

Today is my birthday.

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I remember Daddy telling me one time.

 

He went to the doctor at the dispensary - the base was not big enough to have a hospital, they had a dispensary - and asked if the doctor might have made a mistake. "Are you sure that's mine?"

 

And the doctor told him, "Well Chief, let me put it this way. Your wife was the only one that had a baby yesterday. That baby was the only one that was born yesterday. Now I don't know if it's yours or not, but I'm pretty damn sure it's hers."

 

Feeling the love.

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29 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I guess that explains a lot.

 

Today is my birthday.

Happy Birthday Alpo

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I wish Biden a good dose of chlamydia for his birthday.
Fortunately for his victims, this is not passed by sniffing.

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47 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

We got ya beat!

Bill Nelson August 10 2023 reenshot-20230321-130721-Instagram.jpg

 

 


 Well You still have us beat ;

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

I guess that explains a lot.

 

Today is my birthday.

 

 

 

Well Happy Birthday Alpo , 

 

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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Just to be fair I think all of Biden's security people should be given the week off, with pay, in celebration of his BD, and with no outside replacements. 

 

And Kamala's. Sleepy will be totally safe as long as she is in the wings!:ph34r:

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

I guess that explains a lot.

 

Today is my birthday.

We’ll Happy Birthday hope you have a great day!B)

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Happy Birthday Alpo :D

 

Regarding the “Happy List”. There is no place I would rather be than here in the USA :FlagAm:

 

 

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Happy Birthday @Alpo!

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1 hour ago, Marshal Dan Troop 70448 said:

Happy Birthday Alpo. Dinner is on me. Come and get it!

 

 

That's so wrong.  However it's also funny as 4377

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

That's so wrong.  However it's also funny as 4377

Couldn.t resist. Besides, Alpo needs a little humor and today, everything coming up Alpo.

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The Socialist countries at the top of the list also have the highest suicide rates.
When I owned a speaker franchise, one of the buys in Sweden spoke of how hard it was to do there.

They pay a 70% income tax, leaving very little left over for items the gov't deems "unnecessary" such as plywood, glue and tools.

Not my idea of happiness... not at all.
 

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