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Subdeacon Joe

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Man walks in to a pub in Dublin, and asks “am I too early for a drink”, the barman say “yes, it’s 10 minutes till opening time, you can wait over there though (points to a chair)”. The man says thanks and sits down, the barman then says “would you like a drink, while you're waiting”.

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A little boy is sitting on a park bench crying. An old man comes hobbling by with his cane and sees the boy sobbing. So, he asks, “little boy, why are you crying?” The boy looks up and responds, “because I can’t do what the big boys can do.” The old man thinks for a second then sits down and starts crying too.

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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Edited by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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Sure. Ever since I learned about cutting the pie, I watch cop shows and laugh at the stupidity. But I have never heard the term "stacking the door" before.

 

It's like the double-ended bag. I've seen them. I've seen people use them. I just didn't know that's what it was called.

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