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31 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

That’s pretty wild! I would guess it’s someone’s pet that got loose but I’ve never heard of anyone around here owning a kangaroo!:lol:

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Obviously that  Wallaby hasn’t seen this sign:

 

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Who's turn was it to watch Wallaby?

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The article says they must have escaped from somewhere!

REALLY?? Ya think???:lol:

 

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59 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

The article says they must have escaped from somewhere!

REALLY?? Ya think???:lol:

 

 

Nope, they are the super-rare and elusive native Buckeye Kangaroo.  They were hunted almost to extinction by Norse feather merchants in the 1200s for their beautiful plumage.

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7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Nope, they are the super-rare and elusive native Buckeye Kangaroo.

Wouldn’t that be classified as a Buckaroo? 

Posted
17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Naw, they came by way of the tunnel.

They used to swim.

 

What!?!

You didn't know about the tunnel??????

Only those of us that live close to Lake Erie know about the tunnel !

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Buckaroo Wallaby?

Buckshot Buckaroo?

Buckaroo Mohawk?

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10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Wallabies ain't as cuddly or as sociable as Kangaroos....there the weirdos of the macropods.

 

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Yeah, so you’re saying that perhaps Wallabies might have a Napoleonic Complex?

Well, I think you may be on to something. I never realized it, but Wallabies appear to be secretly bent on world domination! I was going to look up the differences between Wallabies and Kangaroos but as I was typing these recommendations came up in DuckDuckGo. Wallabies may be a force to be reckoned with. Be careful Ohio. 
 

Screenshot from my search 
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Posted
On 8/16/2022 at 9:22 AM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I think @Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 put @Buckshot Bear in charge of that this month.

Last thing I saw  was BB  fillin' up Wallabys pouch with spare change  [ ya' ever see how big a Wallaby pouch is-heck their youngins' are near full growed up before being kicked out ]...must've had enough to get to Ohio..you can keep him..think of it as a gift !!

Now where's that tunnel you speak of..I'm gettin' my floaties ready.

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2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Anybody ever tried this?

 

 

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That would be for the low to the ground little fat ones...the flying Kangaroo fetches a higher price .:P 

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Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

Posted
9 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Anybody ever tried this?

 

 

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Is McDonalds really paying that much for burger these days? Oh, that's right...they get the corporate rate.;)

Posted
3 hours ago, Chantry said:

Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

 

 

 .......... yer gunna need more than tha....................

 

:excl:

Posted
5 hours ago, Chantry said:

Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

 

Right in the arse :)

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Do wallabys taste different than kangaroos? 

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8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Do wallabys taste different than kangaroos? 

 

 ....... I don't know if kangaroos have any taste at all, have you seen the way they dress ?  :o

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