Wallaby on the loose in Ohio

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

https://www.cleveland19.com/2022/08/14/help-way-stark-county-capture-kangaroo-loose/

[Rye Miles #13621]

31 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

https://www.cleveland19.com/2022/08/14/help-way-stark-county-capture-kangaroo-loose/

That’s pretty wild! I would guess it’s someone’s pet that got loose but I’ve never heard of anyone around here owning a kangaroo!

[Pat Riot]

Obviously that  Wallaby hasn’t seen this sign:

 

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

Wait! Where’s @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062?

[Cypress Sun]

4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Wait! Where’s @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062?

 

Ohio..DUH

[Rye Miles #13621]

Apparently there’s two of them. 

https://fox8.com/news/police-searching-for-2-escaped-kangaroos-in-ne-ohio/

[Chantry]

Who's turn was it to watch Wallaby?

[Rye Miles #13621]

The article says they must have escaped from somewhere!

REALLY?? Ya think???

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well we have invaded from down under 

 

  CB

[Sedalia Dave]

34 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Who's turn was it to watch Wallaby?

 

I think @Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 put @Buckshot Bear in charge of that this month.

[Subdeacon Joe]

59 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

The article says they must have escaped from somewhere!

REALLY?? Ya think???

 

 

Nope, they are the super-rare and elusive native Buckeye Kangaroo.  They were hunted almost to extinction by Norse feather merchants in the 1200s for their beautiful plumage.

[Renegade Plowboy]

7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Nope, they are the super-rare and elusive native Buckeye Kangaroo.

Wouldn’t that be classified as a Buckaroo? 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Naw, they came by way of the tunnel.

They used to swim.

 

What!?!

You didn't know about the tunnel??????

[Rye Miles #13621]

17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Naw, they came by way of the tunnel.

They used to swim.

 

What!?!

You didn't know about the tunnel??????

Only those of us that live close to Lake Erie know about the tunnel !

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I think @Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 put @Buckshot Bear in charge of that this month.

 

Wallabies ain't as cuddly or as sociable as Kangaroos....there the weirdos of the macropods.

 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

36 minutes ago, Renegade Plowboy said:

Wouldn’t that be classified as a Buckaroo? 

Buckaroo Bubba?

[DeaconKC]

Buckaroo Wallaby?

Buckshot Buckaroo?

Buckaroo Mohawk?

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Too bad I couldn't view it because the tv station kept cutting out to every damn thing under the sun.  They seem to think that THEY are the news.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Obviously that  Wallaby hasn’t seen this sign:

 

 

 

 

We only put those signs up for the Michigan fans.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Wallabies ain't as cuddly or as sociable as Kangaroos....there the weirdos of the macropods.

 

 

 ....... what he ^ said ........   

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 ...... and kangaroos ain't wallabys ............. damnit ....   

[Pat Riot]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Wallabies ain't as cuddly or as sociable as Kangaroos....there the weirdos of the macropods.

 

Yeah, so you’re saying that perhaps Wallabies might have a Napoleonic Complex?

Well, I think you may be on to something. I never realized it, but Wallabies appear to be secretly bent on world domination! I was going to look up the differences between Wallabies and Kangaroos but as I was typing these recommendations came up in DuckDuckGo. Wallabies may be a force to be reckoned with. Be careful Ohio. 
 

Screenshot from my search 

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

On 8/16/2022 at 9:22 AM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I think @Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 put @Buckshot Bear in charge of that this month.

Last thing I saw  was BB  fillin' up Wallabys pouch with spare change  [ ya' ever see how big a Wallaby pouch is-heck their youngins' are near full growed up before being kicked out ]...must've had enough to get to Ohio..you can keep him..think of it as a gift !!

Now where's that tunnel you speak of..I'm gettin' my floaties ready.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Anybody ever tried this?

 

 

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Anybody ever tried this?

 

 

That would be for the low to the ground little fat ones...the flying Kangaroo fetches a higher price . 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

You know I was just wondering what round for wallaby? How do they taste?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

5 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

That would be for the low to the ground little fat ones...the flying Kangaroo fetches a higher price . 

Those are US dollars.

[Chantry]

Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

[Cypress Sun]

9 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Anybody ever tried this?

 

 

 

Is McDonalds really paying that much for burger these days? Oh, that's right...they get the corporate rate.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Chantry said:

Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

 

 

 .......... yer gunna need more than tha....................

 

[Buckshot Bear]

5 hours ago, Chantry said:

Has Wallaby been re-captured yet or is it time to break out the tranquilizer gun?

 

Right in the arse

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Right in the arse

 

 

 

 ...... HEY !!! I resemble that !  

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

How to trap a Wallaby , 

 

  bait , an ice chest , with Beer .and ice  , close lid 

 

  ya need a chair to be comfortable , load dart gun 

 

  chill out a bit , he will be by , dart said critter 

 

   CB 

[Rye Miles #13621]

Do wallabys taste different than kangaroos? 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Do wallabys taste different than kangaroos? 

 

 ....... I don't know if kangaroos have any taste at all, have you seen the way they dress ?