We will never teach' em Bear about a good hamburger...ya' just gotta have everything on a top notch burger.!!!!
A good bread roll is a must, juicy steak, cooked onions, pineapple, beetroot, fried egg, [ lettuce & butter if ya' have a hankering ]..there's so many things to add depending on what the person likes ]...watching a fella with a big beard is the funniest thing...usually the burger is every where except in his mouth, well hell next thing they'll be sayin' is they don't like banana sandwiches.
Did you start this Alpo ?