Buckshot Bear Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Stage Fright 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 If one had a gal holding a magnifying glass it would never need to be cleaned! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Some feminist dipstick came up with that idiocy. Not kidding, if I walked into a men’s room and saw that I would walk out and go into and use the women’s restroom and nobody had better say a word to me about it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Some feminist dipstick came up with that idiocy. Not kidding, if I walked into a men’s room and saw that I would walk out and go into and use the women’s restroom and nobody had better say a word to me about it. You're in California (not for long though), I doubt anyone would say anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 13 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: You're in California (not for long though), I doubt anyone would say anything. Oh, see, I am a white heterosexual male. Of course someone would say something. Once… 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 2 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny! Now that’s funny. You’re thinking like a leftist feminist dipstick. Who’da thunk it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Now that’s funny. You’re thinking like a leftist feminist dipstick. Who’da thunk it? As the challenged party, I pick swords! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 7 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: As the challenged party, I pick swords! That's rather phallic, don't you think? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Just now, DocWard said: That's rather phallic, don't you think? I was thinking the same thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 All I can picture is Spaceballs when they have the duel. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 You shouldn't go in the ladies room. You should ignore the urinals and go piss in the corner. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 When I walked out of that outhouse... ever one of them wimmen would be sportin' mustaches... With captions above their heads sayin'... "SURE WISHED MINE WAS THAT BIG!!" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I was thinking the same thing. that was my first thought 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 40 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: What is wrong with you? This is the Saloon! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 32 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: What is wrong with you? This is the Saloon! JUST SAY'N. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 @Rip Snorter I have our weapons at hand. Pick your color! Oh wait! Someone might read something into this…I’ll be back… 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Okay…I’m back…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: @Rip Snorter I have our weapons at hand. Pick your color! Oh wait! Someone might read something into this…I’ll be back… Than is funny, when he was 8 or so took my son and a friend of his along with us to lunch. The sandwiches came with the sword picks holding them together, and of course, they were dueling with them before the first bite. Edited May 20 by Rip Snorter 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said: Than is funny, when he was 8 or so took my son and a friend of his along with us to lunch. The sandwiches came with the sword picks holding them together, and of course, they were dueling with them before the first bite. Me and my brothers got into trouble for doing that same at some swanky restaurant in Pittsburgh when I was a kid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Okay…I’m back…. While someone was trying to get me with that I'd leisurely beat him to death with baseball sized rock or a sock full of sand...or a sturdy foot long stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud! Count me in too. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 4 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud! Or two of you having empty cardboard gift wrap tubes, BONKS away! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 As soon as I saw the title of the thread, I honestly expected THIS: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 18 hours ago, Rip Snorter said: Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny! It’s hilarious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted May 21 Author Share Posted May 21 Seems the idea is gaining in popularity 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 How about they paint some leering bug-eyed drooling loser on the inside of the door of the stalls in the ladies room? So women can sit there and pull their panties down and sit on the toilet with a big painting of a guy staring at them. That would be acceptable. Right? Fair is fair. Good for the goose is good for the gander. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 5 minutes ago, Alpo said: How about they paint some leering bug-eyed drooling loser on the inside of the door of the stalls in the ladies room? So women can sit there and pull their panties down and sit on the toilet with a big painting of a guy staring at them. That would be acceptable. Right? Fair is fair. Good for the goose is good for the gander. Big difference. Most men have a sense of humor; though apparently fewer then I might have expected given some of the comments here. Seamus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Gotta tell you, I still think it is funny! Not a lot of humor any more on either side of the political spectrum. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 I found them pretty darn funny. Sure beats some morons name carved in the wall. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 I guess they had to use something to cover up 867-5309 that was written on the wall. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 On 5/19/2022 at 8:23 PM, DocWard said: That's rather phallic, don't you think? Ya think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 It's OK. I'm sure they all identify as men today. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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