Stage Fright

[Buckshot Bear]

Stage Fright

 

[Rip Snorter]

If one had a gal holding a magnifying glass it would never need to be cleaned! 

[Pat Riot]

Some feminist dipstick came up with that idiocy. 
Not kidding, if I walked into a men’s room and saw that I would walk out and go into and use the women’s restroom and nobody had better say a word to me about it. 

[Cypress Sun]

4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Some feminist dipstick came up with that idiocy. 
Not kidding, if I walked into a men’s room and saw that I would walk out and go into and use the women’s restroom and nobody had better say a word to me about it. 

 

You're in California (not for long though), I doubt anyone would say anything.

[Rip Snorter]

Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny!

[Pat Riot]

13 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

You're in California (not for long though), I doubt anyone would say anything.

Oh, see, I am a white heterosexual male. Of course someone would say something. Once…

[Pat Riot]

2 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny!

Now that’s funny. You’re thinking like a leftist feminist dipstick. Who’da thunk it? 

[Rip Snorter]

Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Now that’s funny. You’re thinking like a leftist feminist dipstick. Who’da thunk it? 

As the challenged party, I pick swords! 

[DocWard]

7 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

As the challenged party, I pick swords! 

 

That's rather phallic, don't you think?

[Pat Riot]

Just now, DocWard said:

 

That's rather phallic, don't you think?

I was thinking the same thing. 

[DeaconKC]

All I can picture is Spaceballs when they have the duel.

[Alpo]

You shouldn't go in the ladies room. You should ignore the urinals and go piss in the corner.

[Sundog]

When I walked out of that outhouse... ever one of them wimmen would be sportin' mustaches... 

 

With captions above their heads sayin'... "SURE WISHED MINE WAS THAT BIG!!"

 

 

[watab kid]

5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I was thinking the same thing. 

that was my first thought 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Michigan Slim]

40 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

What         is          wrong           with         you?

This is the Saloon! 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

32 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

What         is          wrong           with         you?

This is the Saloon! 

JUST SAY'N. 

[Pat Riot]

@Rip Snorter

I have our weapons at hand. Pick your color!

 

Oh wait! Someone might read something into this…I’ll be back…

[Pat Riot]

Okay…I’m back….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rip Snorter]

33 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

@Rip Snorter

I have our weapons at hand. Pick your color!

 

Oh wait! Someone might read something into this…I’ll be back…

Than is funny, when he was 8 or so took my son and a friend of his along with us to lunch.  The sandwiches came with the sword picks holding them together, and of course, they were dueling with them before the first bite.

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Than is funny, when he was 8 or so took my son and a friend of his along with us to lunch.  The sandwiches came with the sword picks holding them together, and of course, they were dueling with them before the first bite.

Me and my brothers got into trouble for doing that same at some swanky restaurant in Pittsburgh when I was a kid. 

[Eyesa Horg]

We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Okay…I’m back….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While someone was trying to get me with that I'd leisurely beat him to death with  baseball sized rock or a sock full of sand...or a sturdy foot long stick.

[Michigan Slim]

1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud!

Count me in too.

[DeaconKC]

4 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

We likely all did. Ya can't ignore a plastic sword fight for crying out loud!

Or two of you having empty cardboard gift wrap tubes, BONKS away!

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

As soon as I saw the title of the thread, I honestly expected THIS:    

 

 

 

[Utah Bob #35998]

18 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

Actually, if one has no worries about possible "shortcomings", it's kinda funny!

It’s hilarious. 

[Buckshot Bear]

Seems the idea is gaining in popularity

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alpo]

How about they paint some leering bug-eyed drooling loser on the inside of the door of the stalls in the ladies room? So women can sit there and pull their panties down and sit on the toilet with a big painting of a guy staring at them.

 

That would be acceptable. Right? Fair is fair. Good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Seamus McGillicuddy]

5 minutes ago, Alpo said:

How about they paint some leering bug-eyed drooling loser on the inside of the door of the stalls in the ladies room? So women can sit there and pull their panties down and sit on the toilet with a big painting of a guy staring at them.

 

That would be acceptable. Right? Fair is fair. Good for the goose is good for the gander.

Big difference. Most men have a sense of humor; though apparently fewer then I might have expected given some of the comments here. 
 

Seamus

[Rip Snorter]

Gotta tell you, I still think it is funny!  Not a lot of humor any more on either side of the political spectrum.

[Eyesa Horg]

I found them pretty darn funny. Sure beats some morons name carved in the wall.

[Cypress Sun]

 

I guess they had to use something to cover up 867-5309 that was written on the wall.

[Rip Snorter]

On 5/19/2022 at 8:23 PM, DocWard said:

 

That's rather phallic, don't you think?

Ya think?

[Dusty Devil Dale]

It's OK.  I'm sure they all identify as men today.