Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I went to the hospital this morning and ran into Mr. Flu Virus. I said... 'What are you doing here at the hospital'? Mr Flu Virus replied.... 'I'm getting my annual TN Williams shot'. TN got employee of the year for companies he don't work for. TN visited one of them 'Feminist' rallys last week and came home with a plate of sammiches and an ironed T-shirt. He's so tough he uses burlap sacks for handkerchiefs. Big Foot claims he once saw TN Williams in the woods. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 When the Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet to make sure TN Williams isn't there. TN is so tough, he can punch Cyclops between the eye! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Chuck Norris hired TN Williams as his bodyguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I don't know TN Williams, but is it true that he's so rough he wears his clothes out from the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I don't know TN Williams, but is it true that he's so rough he wears his clothes out from the inside? So true. Superman and Batman wear TN Williams brand undies. The Joker has nightmares about TN Williams. Clint Eastwood once ask TN Williams how many push-ups he could do. TN relied.... 'All of em". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 Hollywood wanted him in the latest James Bond movie but nobody dared to give him a 00 number. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Now, y'all. He's a good boy. (Said with a proper Southern twang) Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Is it true that John Wayne had an autographed picture of Tn. Williams in his trophy case?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I once watched him parallel park a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 Strong rumor is that the Mexican restaurants in Murfreesboro won't serve TN any spicy/hot foods unless he's wearing his asbestos underwear. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi have TN Williams tattoos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 He won the lifetime achievement award, twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Phantom won't respond to TW's posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Yall are hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams won MVP awards in baseball and football in the same year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams won Wimbledon Doubles by himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 TW set an Olympic record in 5 man Crew all by himself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Gunfighter Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams caught an 85 yard Hail Mary pass that he threw to win the Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 In the 1989 World Series, Tennesse Williams threw himself out at home plate from deep left field while trying to advance from third base on a hard line drive that he hit batting right handed! The play preserved a no hitter that he pitched left handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Share Posted November 26, 2021 TN was the driving instructor for Richard Petty, Bill Elliott, Darrel Waltrip and the Allison family. If anyone knows how to go fast and turn left.... ole TN does. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 When TN filmed underwater episodes for Shark Week, he did not use a shark cage. The sharks entered the cage for their own safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Little known fact: I built the hospital I was born in, and the only one crying in the delivery room was the doctor. Nobody smacks ole TW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Share Posted November 26, 2021 I heard you broke 2 fingers on the Dr. hand when he reach down to pick you up. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 TN played pro hockey. Nobody would jam Gretzky into the boards when TN was playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 When I first saw this thread...I first thought it said Tennessee Williams ESCAPED... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Share Posted November 26, 2021 Perry Mason refused to represent him a few years back. Perry Mason no longer represents anyone now. Wonder why? Jimmy Hoffa refused to give him a ride across town once. It was reportedly Mr. Hoffa's last ride. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I can't use lubricant on my guns any more. Every time I try, it turns into lubri-can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 But, whose buying the nanner splits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 well now , this be like a fish story the first guy , ain't got a chance CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 At first I thought the thread title was “Tennessee Williams Escapes”… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 34 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: At first I thought the thread title was “Tennessee Williams Escapes”… Me too!!! Y’all remember the movies Escape from New York and Escape from L.A.? Those weren’t based on Tennessee Williams exploits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I’ll bet Tennessee Williams’ stories are more colorful and entertaining than those movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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