Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 I went to the hospital this morning and ran into Mr. Flu Virus. I said... 'What are you doing here at the hospital'? Mr Flu Virus replied.... 'I'm getting my annual TN Williams shot'. TN got employee of the year for companies he don't work for. TN visited one of them 'Feminist' rallys last week and came home with a plate of sammiches and an ironed T-shirt. He's so tough he uses burlap sacks for handkerchiefs. Big Foot claims he once saw TN Williams in the woods. ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Posted November 25, 2021 When the Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet to make sure TN Williams isn't there. TN is so tough, he can punch Cyclops between the eye! ..........Widder
DeaconKC Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Chuck Norris hired TN Williams as his bodyguard.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 I don't know TN Williams, but is it true that he's so rough he wears his clothes out from the inside?
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Posted November 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I don't know TN Williams, but is it true that he's so rough he wears his clothes out from the inside? So true. Superman and Batman wear TN Williams brand undies. The Joker has nightmares about TN Williams. Clint Eastwood once ask TN Williams how many push-ups he could do. TN relied.... 'All of em". ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Posted November 25, 2021 Hollywood wanted him in the latest James Bond movie but nobody dared to give him a 00 number. ..........Widder
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Now, y'all. He's a good boy. (Said with a proper Southern twang) Imis
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Is it true that John Wayne had an autographed picture of Tn. Williams in his trophy case??
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 I once watched him parallel park a train.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 25, 2021 Author Posted November 25, 2021 Strong rumor is that the Mexican restaurants in Murfreesboro won't serve TN any spicy/hot foods unless he's wearing his asbestos underwear. ..........Widder
DeaconKC Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi have TN Williams tattoos!
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 He won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 25, 2021 Posted November 25, 2021 Phantom won't respond to TW's posts!
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams won MVP awards in baseball and football in the same year.
DeaconKC Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams won Wimbledon Doubles by himself
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 TW set an Olympic record in 5 man Crew all by himself!!
Tex Wilson Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 TN Williams caught an 85 yard Hail Mary pass that he threw to win the Super Bowl.
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 In the 1989 World Series, Tennesse Williams threw himself out at home plate from deep left field while trying to advance from third base on a hard line drive that he hit batting right handed! The play preserved a no hitter that he pitched left handed.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Posted November 26, 2021 TN was the driving instructor for Richard Petty, Bill Elliott, Darrel Waltrip and the Allison family. If anyone knows how to go fast and turn left.... ole TN does. ..........Widder
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 When TN filmed underwater episodes for Shark Week, he did not use a shark cage. The sharks entered the cage for their own safety.
Tennessee williams Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Little known fact: I built the hospital I was born in, and the only one crying in the delivery room was the doctor. Nobody smacks ole TW.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Posted November 26, 2021 I heard you broke 2 fingers on the Dr. hand when he reach down to pick you up. ..........Widder
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 TN played pro hockey. Nobody would jam Gretzky into the boards when TN was playing.
Old Man Graybeard Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 When I first saw this thread...I first thought it said Tennessee Williams ESCAPED...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2021 Author Posted November 26, 2021 Perry Mason refused to represent him a few years back. Perry Mason no longer represents anyone now. Wonder why? Jimmy Hoffa refused to give him a ride across town once. It was reportedly Mr. Hoffa's last ride. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 I can't use lubricant on my guns any more. Every time I try, it turns into lubri-can.
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 well now , this be like a fish story the first guy , ain't got a chance CB
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 At first I thought the thread title was “Tennessee Williams Escapes”…
Tyrel Cody Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 34 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: At first I thought the thread title was “Tennessee Williams Escapes”… Me too!!! Y’all remember the movies Escape from New York and Escape from L.A.? Those weren’t based on Tennessee Williams exploits...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 I’ll bet Tennessee Williams’ stories are more colorful and entertaining than those movies.
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