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Widder, SASS #59054
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I went to the hospital this morning and ran into Mr. Flu Virus.

I said... 'What are you doing here at the hospital'?

 

Mr Flu Virus replied.... 'I'm getting my annual TN Williams shot'.

 

 

TN got employee of the year for companies he don't work for.

 

 

TN visited one of them 'Feminist' rallys last week and came home with a plate of sammiches and an ironed T-shirt.

 

He's so tough he uses burlap sacks for handkerchiefs.

 

Big Foot claims he once saw TN Williams in the woods.

 

 

..........Widder

 

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When the Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet to make sure TN Williams isn't there.

 

 

TN is so tough, he can punch Cyclops between the eye!

 

 

..........Widder

 

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8 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I don't know TN Williams, but is it true that he's so rough he wears his clothes out from the inside?

 

So true.

 

Superman and Batman wear TN Williams brand undies.

 

The Joker has nightmares about TN Williams.

 

Clint Eastwood once ask TN Williams how many push-ups he could do.

TN relied.... 'All of em".

 

 

..........Widder

 

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Is it true that John Wayne had an autographed picture of Tn. Williams in his trophy case??

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Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi have TN Williams tattoos!

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TW set an Olympic record in 5 man Crew all by himself!!

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TN Williams caught an 85 yard Hail Mary pass that he threw to win the Super Bowl.

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In the 1989 World Series, Tennesse Williams threw himself out at home plate from deep left field while trying to advance from third base on a hard line drive that he hit batting right handed!

 

The play preserved a no hitter that he pitched left handed.

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TN was the driving instructor for Richard Petty, Bill Elliott, Darrel Waltrip and the Allison family.

 

If anyone knows how to go fast and turn left.... ole TN does.

 

 

..........Widder

 

 

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Perry Mason refused to represent him a few years back.

Perry Mason no longer represents anyone now.   Wonder why?

 

Jimmy Hoffa refused to give him a ride across town once.

It was reportedly Mr. Hoffa's last ride.

 

 

..........Widder

 

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34 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

At first I thought the thread title was “Tennessee Williams Escapes”…

 

Me too!!!

 

Y’all remember the movies Escape from New York and Escape from L.A.?

 

 

 

 

 

Those weren’t based on Tennessee Williams exploits... :P

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