Blackwater 53393 6,178 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!! 7 3 16 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joeronimo Caffiend 97 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Don't forget "part-time keyholer" for when you poorly clean your 'cordless hole puncher'..... 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 14,313 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 I own a bunch of noisy wireless communication devices 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,475 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Manually controlled hand activated remote precision forcible striking device for use at variable distances. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,852 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 For the environmentally challenged: High Speed Lead Disposal devices. Some have lasers and optical devices to ensure accurate disposal. Others are less technical and require some manual effort to properly dispose of the lead. Can also be used for copper and polymer compounds. 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeaconKC 2,435 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Vintage point and click interface 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Dutch Brody 77 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I just identify as a non gun owner... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 1,177 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 21 minutes ago, Dirty Dutch Brody said: I just identify as a non gun owner... And there you go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Bullweed 506 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Race starters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joeronimo Caffiend 97 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) I identify as a non-binary powder user with caliber fluidity and in polygamous relationships. (Translation: I shoot black powder in multiple calibers at different clubs.) shame on y'all with dirty minds. Edited April 28 by Joeronimo Caffiend 1 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 28,388 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I have no guns. Neither do I have howitzer or mortars. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watab kid 1,273 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 whats a gun ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sawhorse Kid 724 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 What are these "Guns" you speak of ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,852 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I'm a dyslexic gnu owner! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dantankerous 4,718 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I do have one muzzleloader because that's what the 2nd Amendment is for. Anything else should be banned and confiscated. Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,675 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 14 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? This 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 2,668 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 22 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!! We do need to be politically correct now-a-days for sure. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joeronimo Caffiend 97 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 26 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: This &#@/# muzzleloader! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 14,313 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) I'm going to go with a couple of breech loaders A 2 pounder and a 12 pounder Edited April 28 by Sedalia Dave 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 28,388 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 16 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? A gun is a flat trajectory direct fire cannon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dantankerous 4,718 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Toys, not guns. There. Solved. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snakejaw_Joe 231 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 I own a variety of miniaturized metallic potato launchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 3,724 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 SPORTING UTENSILS ...... you know, like golf clubs and hockey sticks .......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Gambler 1,515 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 On 4/28/2021 at 9:57 AM, Dantankerous said: Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do. Can't do that with the ammo shortage. I'd be out there firing off both barrels any time I heard some political news. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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