Blackwater 53393 Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!!
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 Don't forget "part-time keyholer" for when you poorly clean your 'cordless hole puncher'.....
Sedalia Dave Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 I own a bunch of noisy wireless communication devices
Pat Riot Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 Manually controlled hand activated remote precision forcible striking device for use at variable distances.
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 For the environmentally challenged: High Speed Lead Disposal devices. Some have lasers and optical devices to ensure accurate disposal. Others are less technical and require some manual effort to properly dispose of the lead. Can also be used for copper and polymer compounds.
Whiskey Business Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dirty Dutch Brody said: I just identify as a non gun owner... And there you go.
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 I identify as a non-binary powder user with caliber fluidity and in polygamous relationships. (Translation: I shoot black powder in multiple calibers at different clubs.) shame on y'all with dirty minds.
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 I have no guns. Neither do I have howitzer or mortars.
Dantankerous Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 I do have one muzzleloader because that's what the 2nd Amendment is for. Anything else should be banned and confiscated. Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 14 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? This
Smoken D Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 22 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!! We do need to be politically correct now-a-days for sure.
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: This &#@/# muzzleloader!
Sedalia Dave Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 I'm going to go with a couple of breech loaders A 2 pounder and a 12 pounder
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 28, 2021 Posted April 28, 2021 16 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? A gun is a flat trajectory direct fire cannon.
Snakejaw_Joe Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 I own a variety of miniaturized metallic potato launchers
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 SPORTING UTENSILS ...... you know, like golf clubs and hockey sticks ..........
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 29, 2021 Posted April 29, 2021 On 4/28/2021 at 9:57 AM, Dantankerous said: Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do. Can't do that with the ammo shortage. I'd be out there firing off both barrels any time I heard some political news.
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