Blackwater 53393 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Don't forget "part-time keyholer" for when you poorly clean your 'cordless hole puncher'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I own a bunch of noisy wireless communication devices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Manually controlled hand activated remote precision forcible striking device for use at variable distances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 For the environmentally challenged: High Speed Lead Disposal devices. Some have lasers and optical devices to ensure accurate disposal. Others are less technical and require some manual effort to properly dispose of the lead. Can also be used for copper and polymer compounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Vintage point and click interface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dutch Brody Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I just identify as a non gun owner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dirty Dutch Brody said: I just identify as a non gun owner... And there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Race starters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I identify as a non-binary powder user with caliber fluidity and in polygamous relationships. (Translation: I shoot black powder in multiple calibers at different clubs.) shame on y'all with dirty minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I have no guns. Neither do I have howitzer or mortars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 whats a gun ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawhorse Kid Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 What are these "Guns" you speak of ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I'm a dyslexic gnu owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I do have one muzzleloader because that's what the 2nd Amendment is for. Anything else should be banned and confiscated. Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 14 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 22 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I no longer own any guns!! Since the atmosphere surrounding gun ownership has become so toxic, I now own a sizable variety of “CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS”!!! We do need to be politically correct now-a-days for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: This &#@/# muzzleloader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 I'm going to go with a couple of breech loaders A 2 pounder and a 12 pounder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 16 hours ago, watab kid said: whats a gun ? A gun is a flat trajectory direct fire cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Toys, not guns. There. Solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snakejaw_Joe Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I own a variety of miniaturized metallic potato launchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 SPORTING UTENSILS ...... you know, like golf clubs and hockey sticks .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 On 4/28/2021 at 9:57 AM, Dantankerous said: Maybe I should get a double barreled shotgun and shoot it in the air on my patio whenever I feel threatened because we've been told that what we need to do. Can't do that with the ammo shortage. I'd be out there firing off both barrels any time I heard some political news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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