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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 11 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 11 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 I've found my share of those special trees in my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I've found my share of those special trees in my day! And I've walked many miles of ground marking them to prevent it! Still happens though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 ... ".... all russian tanks die .... " .. and are then feasted upon by Ukrainian Farmers and their (still working) tractors .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch. Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da govment' pays you benefishery $20,000. If you takes out da suppmental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a munt, den da governmen' gots at pay you benefishery $400,000! "Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send at Afghanistan first?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ...... or a contingency plan in case of failure ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 38 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... or a contingency plan in case of failure ...... "I've fallen and I can't get up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now??... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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