Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 A couple were flying to Hawaii for their 50th anniversary. suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?” “No, sweetheart,” she responds. Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?” “Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says. “One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?” he asks. “Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,” begged the wife. “I didn’t send that one, either.” The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, “What was the hug for?” The husband replies “They’ll find us.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 If she'd have forgot Fed & State taxes, it would have been quick as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: ............ my budget is a lot less than that .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: ..... is this a case for "unfair dismissal" ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... is this a case for "unfair dismissal" ??? he should have been given a raise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, John Kloehr said: ..... don't ask how I know, ... but this works ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... don't ask how I know, ... but this works ....... About 75 cm long (about 32 inches in alternative arbitrary units) might be near optimal, but anything is likely better than only the mount for anything. But I have no screwdrivers that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 4 hours ago, John Kloehr said: About 75 cm long (about 32 inches in alternative arbitrary units) might be near optimal, but anything is likely better than only the mount for anything. But I have no screwdrivers that long. ..... do Lowes sell them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... do Lowes sell them ? They DO~!! Now... do you have Lowes down that-a-way?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: They DO~!! Now... do you have Lowes down that-a-way?? .... no, ....... but we have Bunnings ... https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwjZi_bp2Lj2AhVEHSsKHX5BCGAYABAAGgJzZg&sig=AOD64_3SE9zy6ebP3vFaS5-iBseLjuO7tQ&q&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwjome7p2Lj2AhXpRmwGHTnpCrMQ0Qx6BAgEEAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 15 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Back in the day we used wire coat hangers, worked perfect, and if stolen or lost easy to replace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Happened out of vandalism or for a zip gun barrel. That may be why some replacements were spring mounted solid rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 9, 2022 Author Share Posted March 9, 2022 Me in July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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G W Wade Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Me in July Heard Gov. Newson got "Thank You" from Penske and U-Haul GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: On a not so humorous note, I understand the stereotype and the humor, but I miss my father-in-law and mother-in-law every day, and wish I could sit down for one more Friday lunch with Bruce, and go over to “help out “ with something for Beth and spend a couple of hours drinking coffee and just talking. I absorbed (I hope) a lot of wisdom during those times. I love them both, still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, DocWard said: On a not so humorous note, I understand the stereotype and the humor, but I miss my father-in-law and mother-in-law every day, and wish I could sit down for one more Friday lunch with Bruce, and go over to “help out “ with something for Beth and spend a couple of hours drinking coffee and just talking. I absorbed (I hope) a lot of wisdom during those times. I love them both, still. I agree. I was more welcome by my wife's family then by my own family. Now both her parents, and mine are gone. We each only have one sibling left apiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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