Buckshot Bear Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) Â Edited December 5, 2022 by Buckshot Bear 3 6 Quote
Brazos John Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 30 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Do you mean, Down There?   1 1 2 Quote
DocWard Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 43 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Not a meme, but I couldn’t resist:  After getting nailed by a Navy Seal, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" 4 3 2 Quote
Brazos John Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, DocWard said: An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" No, no, no, well, that's what Alla said, but I thought he was stuttering! 2 3 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, DocWard said: Not a meme, but I couldn’t resist:  After getting nailed by a Navy Seal, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"  Turns out there was 72 urchins waiting for him. 2 3 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted December 6, 2022 Posted December 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Alpo said:  Neither will you. 2 2 3 1 Quote
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted December 6, 2022 Posted December 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Â Beachfront bidet.... Â LL 1 6 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted December 6, 2022 Posted December 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Spose it might work! 2 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted December 6, 2022 Posted December 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said: Valid point 6 2 Quote
Dusty Boots Posted December 6, 2022 Posted December 6, 2022 On 12/5/2022 at 4:49 PM, Buckshot Bob said: Where are the rest of the pages? 2 5 Quote
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