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43 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Not a meme, but I couldn’t resist:

 

After getting nailed by a Navy Seal, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the
Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches
Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed
the Federal government to provide for the common defense!"
He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of
Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the
same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate
where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, 
he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians 
waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

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18 minutes ago, DocWard said:

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

No, no, no, well, that's what Alla said, but I thought he was stuttering!

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1 hour ago, DocWard said:


Not a meme, but I couldn’t resist:

 

After getting nailed by a Navy Seal, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the
Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches
Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed
the Federal government to provide for the common defense!"
He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of
Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the
same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate
where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, 
he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians 
waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

 

Turns out there was 72 urchins waiting for him.

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