Noz Posted April 29, 2018 Posted April 29, 2018 That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke.
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 29, 2018 Posted April 29, 2018 10 hours ago, Noz said: That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke. To this, I can testify!!!
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2018 Posted April 29, 2018 nobody....and I duz meen NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 29, 2018 Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: nobody....and I duz meen NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke... This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!!
MizPete Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke... Don't matter. Nobody will remember.
Calico Mary Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 if they even survive.....the screeching I mean, nots tha lemonaid
Waimea Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 56 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: if they even survive.....the screeching I mean, nots tha lemonaid The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda.
Krazy Kajun Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Waimea said: The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda. Yeah but ya still got that twitch...of course that might help ya choot a little fasterer! Kajun
Noz Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!! Get the pole, get the pole!!!!
Calico Mary Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 do I gitta suggest whut yu kin do wit tha pole??
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 30, 2018 Posted April 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Noz said: Get the pole, get the pole!!!! 1 hour ago, Calico Mary said: do I gitta suggest whut yu kin do wit tha pole?? Dang, sounds like Calico is practicing for her colonoscopy exam. Run, Noz, run!!!
Chili Pepper Jack Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/29/2018 at 9:05 PM, Waimea said: The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda. I need to make sure you are drinking it every night to give me a fighting chance!!
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 The only fighting at Black Gold is the tumultuous scramble to the beer tap, the Lemonade dispenser, and the chow line!! For anything else, you will have to fight off all the help and encouragement you'll be getting for whatever it is that you choose to partake in!!!!
Noz Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 My introduction to Copperhead juice was at a Comin at Cha. Me and Buck d Law were singing on one end of the stage and Blackwater was singing on the other. We were not singing the same song but nobody cared.
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 It wasn't so much that nobody cared, but more amazement that the two songs worked together!!
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 We got our confirmation email today! This is shaping up to be an epic event - maybe - "The Greatest Show on Earth". (it's okay, I can use their slogan. They're not in business anymore.)
Noz Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Nobody works any harder at being entertaining. Lord help you if you become entangled in Whiskey Creek Johnson's Hillbilly olympics. Old farts that have trouble walking going down a 75 foot slip and slide.
McCandless Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture? I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery! (I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!)
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, McCandless said: Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture? I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery! (I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!) We reserve the right to deny any photographic evidence of ANYTHING, up to and including the very existence of Ponderosa Pines, the Black Gold Shootout, lemonade, any other libations or their consumption, loud music, large quantities of great food or the consumption same, MILKBONE, or any other article, activity, person, or idea, that may or may not appear in any photograph or video or illustration!! REMEMBER!!! WHAT HAPPENS AT BLACK GOLD STAYS AT BLACK GOLD!!!
Krazy Kajun Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm. You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! Kajun
Tennessee williams Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 12 hours ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: We got our confirmation email today! I sent my paperwork in a pretty good while ago. Hope they got it!!!
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 On May 4, 2018 at 3:39 PM, Krazy Kajun said: Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm. You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! Kajun Been hangin' around with J.Mark Flint for too long!! NOZ!! Yeah! Somebody always tells, but this gives everyone "plausible deniability"!!! T.W.!! Just show up!! You'll be in like family. Come to think of it...
MizPete Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Yeah! Somebody always tells, Maybe, but in the true SOG, no names are mentioned, except among those who were there.
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 7, 2018 Posted May 7, 2018 The approved replies are: "I wasn't there!", "I never saw it!". "Never heard of the place!", "He/she/they were too drunk to remember ANYTHING!", "First I've heard of it!", "How much did you have to drink before you saw that?". Replies to hearsay are: "Aw, you can't believe a word he/she says!", "Nah! That's impossible!", "That ain't what I heard/saw!" "I think he/she/they had too much lemonade!", and "I'm signin' up now so's I can see that next year!".
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 9, 2018 Posted May 9, 2018 I'm recalling the flavors of the dessert contest a couple of years ago!! Took me a week to get my blood sugar numbers back to normal!! I can think of A LOT worse ways to go!! The beverage contest is interesting too!!
Waimea Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Two more Florida pards are joining up with me at Black Gold and one of them's a dirty Outlaw. Hollywood Dave Sweet and Sassy Cindy Waimea
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Hey Waimea, you gonna let them stay in your guest tent?
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Hey!! Iron Maiden!! Schoolmarm wants to judge the beverage contest again!! GO FIGURE!!! Be sure to relay that message to Tennessee Tall!!
Waimea Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 17 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Hey Waimea, you gonna let them stay in your guest tent? I didn't know I had a guest tent, Evil Bob. Tell me all about it. Waimea
Tn Tombstone Posted May 10, 2018 Posted May 10, 2018 Seems like a remember a really small tent one year, maybe that is for you guest.
Waimea Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: It's the one that smells like sheep. The little red tent was properly fumigated. Speaking of which what the blazes happened to Lickskillet? I see he's been lurking but too "busy" to stop in and say howdy? Anyhow I haul both tents around just in case of emergency. You never know. Waimea
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