Noz 1,985 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 10 hours ago, Noz said: That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke. To this, I can testify!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 nobody....and I duz meen NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke... Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: nobody....and I duz meen NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke... This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!! Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 lies I tells ya....LIES!!! Link to post Share on other sites
MizPete 1,278 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke... Don't matter. Nobody will remember. Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 if they even survive.....the screeching I mean, nots tha lemonaid Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 816 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 56 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: if they even survive.....the screeching I mean, nots tha lemonaid The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda. Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy Kajun 794 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Waimea said: The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda. Yeah but ya still got that twitch...of course that might help ya choot a little fasterer! Kajun Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,985 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!! Get the pole, get the pole!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 do I gitta suggest whut yu kin do wit tha pole?? Link to post Share on other sites
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 1,041 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Noz said: Get the pole, get the pole!!!! 1 hour ago, Calico Mary said: do I gitta suggest whut yu kin do wit tha pole?? Dang, sounds like Calico is practicing for her colonoscopy exam. Run, Noz, run!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Pepper Jack 224 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/29/2018 at 9:05 PM, Waimea said: The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me. I can laff about it now, kinda. I need to make sure you are drinking it every night to give me a fighting chance!! Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 The only fighting at Black Gold is the tumultuous scramble to the beer tap, the Lemonade dispenser, and the chow line!! For anything else, you will have to fight off all the help and encouragement you'll be getting for whatever it is that you choose to partake in!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,985 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 My introduction to Copperhead juice was at a Comin at Cha. Me and Buck d Law were singing on one end of the stage and Blackwater was singing on the other. We were not singing the same song but nobody cared. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 It wasn't so much that nobody cared, but more amazement that the two songs worked together!! Link to post Share on other sites
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 538 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 We got our confirmation email today! This is shaping up to be an epic event - maybe - "The Greatest Show on Earth". (it's okay, I can use their slogan. They're not in business anymore.) Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,985 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Nobody works any harder at being entertaining. Lord help you if you become entangled in Whiskey Creek Johnson's Hillbilly olympics. Old farts that have trouble walking going down a 75 foot slip and slide. Link to post Share on other sites
McCandless 2,037 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture? I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery! (I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!) Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, McCandless said: Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture? I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery! (I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!) We reserve the right to deny any photographic evidence of ANYTHING, up to and including the very existence of Ponderosa Pines, the Black Gold Shootout, lemonade, any other libations or their consumption, loud music, large quantities of great food or the consumption same, MILKBONE, or any other article, activity, person, or idea, that may or may not appear in any photograph or video or illustration!! REMEMBER!!! WHAT HAPPENS AT BLACK GOLD STAYS AT BLACK GOLD!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy Kajun 794 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm. You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! Kajun Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Bless you Big Brother Blackwater!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,985 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 but someone ALWAYS tells...... Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 2,421 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 12 hours ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: We got our confirmation email today! I sent my paperwork in a pretty good while ago. Hope they got it!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 On May 4, 2018 at 3:39 PM, Krazy Kajun said: Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm. You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! Kajun Been hangin' around with J.Mark Flint for too long!! NOZ!! Yeah! Somebody always tells, but this gives everyone "plausible deniability"!!! T.W.!! Just show up!! You'll be in like family. Come to think of it... Link to post Share on other sites
MizPete 1,278 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Yeah! Somebody always tells, Maybe, but in the true SOG, no names are mentioned, except among those who were there. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 The approved replies are: "I wasn't there!", "I never saw it!". "Never heard of the place!", "He/she/they were too drunk to remember ANYTHING!", "First I've heard of it!", "How much did you have to drink before you saw that?". Replies to hearsay are: "Aw, you can't believe a word he/she says!", "Nah! That's impossible!", "That ain't what I heard/saw!" "I think he/she/they had too much lemonade!", and "I'm signin' up now so's I can see that next year!". Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I'm recalling the flavors of the dessert contest a couple of years ago!! Took me a week to get my blood sugar numbers back to normal!! I can think of A LOT worse ways to go!! The beverage contest is interesting too!! Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 816 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Two more Florida pards are joining up with me at Black Gold and one of them's a dirty Outlaw. Hollywood Dave Sweet and Sassy Cindy Waimea Link to post Share on other sites
Badlands Bob #61228 1,939 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Hey Waimea, you gonna let them stay in your guest tent? Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,032 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Hey!! Iron Maiden!! Schoolmarm wants to judge the beverage contest again!! GO FIGURE!!! Be sure to relay that message to Tennessee Tall!! Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 816 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 17 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Hey Waimea, you gonna let them stay in your guest tent? I didn't know I had a guest tent, Evil Bob. Tell me all about it. Waimea Link to post Share on other sites
Tn Tombstone 587 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Seems like a remember a really small tent one year, maybe that is for you guest. Link to post Share on other sites
Badlands Bob #61228 1,939 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 It's the one that smells like sheep. Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 816 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: It's the one that smells like sheep. The little red tent was properly fumigated. Speaking of which what the blazes happened to Lickskillet? I see he's been lurking but too "busy" to stop in and say howdy? Anyhow I haul both tents around just in case of emergency. You never know. Waimea Link to post Share on other sites
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