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That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke.

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10 hours ago, Noz said:

That lemonaid is formerly known as Copper Head Juice and it will MAKE you sing karaoke.

 

 

To this, I can testify!!! :wacko: :rolleyes: :lol:

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2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

nobody....and I duz meen NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke...:blink:

 

 

This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!! :lol: :rolleyes:

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33 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

NOBODY wunts ta hear me screech karaoke...:blink:

Don't matter.  Nobody will remember.

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56 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

if they even survive.....the screeching I mean, nots tha lemonaid

The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me.

:lol:

I can laff about it now, kinda.:blink:

 

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1 hour ago, Waimea said:

The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me.

:lol:

I can laff about it now, kinda.:blink:

 

Yeah but ya still got that twitch...of course that might help ya choot a little fasterer! :lol:

 

Kajun

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11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

 

 

This MAY be true, BUT we've all heard tales of your dancing prowess!! :lol: :rolleyes:

Get the pole, get the pole!!!!

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12 hours ago, Noz said:

Get the pole, get the pole!!!!

 

1 hour ago, Calico Mary said:

do I gitta suggest whut yu kin do wit tha pole??:P

 

Dang, sounds like Calico is practicing for her colonoscopy exam. Run, Noz, run!!!

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On 4/29/2018 at 9:05 PM, Waimea said:

The lemonade without the lemon nearly kilt me.

:lol:

I can laff about it now, kinda.:blink:

 

I need to make sure you are drinking it every night to give me a fighting chance!! :D

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The only fighting at Black Gold is the tumultuous scramble to the beer tap, the Lemonade dispenser, and the chow line!!  For anything else, you will have to fight off all the help and encouragement you'll be getting for whatever it is that you choose to partake in!!!! :lol: :P B)

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My introduction to Copperhead juice was at a Comin at Cha.  Me and Buck d Law were singing on one end of the stage and Blackwater was singing on the other.  We were not singing the same song but nobody cared.

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It wasn't so much that nobody cared, but more amazement that the two songs worked together!!  :o  :lol:

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We got our confirmation email today! 

 

This is shaping up to be an epic event - maybe - "The Greatest Show on Earth".  (it's okay, I can use their slogan.  They're not in business anymore.)

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Nobody works any harder at being entertaining.  Lord help you if you become entangled in Whiskey Creek Johnson's Hillbilly olympics.  Old farts that have trouble walking going down a 75 foot slip and slide.

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Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture?  I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery!

(I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!)

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1 hour ago, McCandless said:

Iff'n I make it out there, would y'all hold still long enough for a pikture?  I need ta hang more wanted posters in the Gallery!

(I promise not ta post the incriminatin' ones...bwaahahahahhaaaa!)

 

We reserve the right to deny any photographic evidence of ANYTHING, up to and including the very existence of Ponderosa Pines, the Black Gold Shootout, lemonade, any other libations or their consumption, loud music, large quantities of great food or the consumption same, MILKBONE, or any other article, activity, person, or idea, that may or may not appear in any photograph or video or illustration!!

 

REMEMBER!!!

 

WHAT HAPPENS AT BLACK GOLD STAYS AT BLACK GOLD!!!

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Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm.  You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! ;):lol:

 

Kajun

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but someone ALWAYS tells......

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On May 4, 2018 at 3:39 PM, Krazy Kajun said:

Backwater.....that there writing has the drippings of lawyer talk.....hmmm.  You been talking to Badlands (Evil) Bob....he's been known to associate with those kind and speak them kinda words.....you gotta watch out for his kind! ;):lol:

 

Kajun

 

Been hangin' around with J.Mark Flint for too long!!

 

NOZ!!  Yeah!  Somebody always tells, but this gives everyone "plausible deniability"!!!

 

T.W.!!  Just show up!!  You'll be in like family.  Come to think of it...

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5 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Yeah!  Somebody always tells,

Maybe, but in the true SOG, no names are mentioned, except among those who were there.

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The approved replies are:  "I wasn't there!",  "I never saw it!". "Never heard of the place!",  "He/she/they were too drunk to remember ANYTHING!", "First I've heard of it!", "How much did you have to drink before you saw that?".  <_< :lol:

 

Replies to hearsay are:  "Aw, you can't believe a word he/she says!",  "Nah!  That's impossible!",  "That ain't what I heard/saw!"  "I think he/she/they had too much lemonade!",  and "I'm signin' up now so's I can see that next year!". :rolleyes:

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I'm recalling the flavors of the dessert contest a couple of years ago!!  Took me a week to get my blood sugar numbers back to normal!!  

 

:wub: :P I can think of A LOT worse ways to go!! :rolleyes: :lol:

 

The beverage contest is interesting too!!

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Two more Florida pards are joining up with me at Black Gold and one of them's a dirty Outlaw. 

 

Hollywood Dave

Sweet and Sassy Cindy

 

Waimea

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Hey!!  Iron Maiden!!  Schoolmarm wants to judge the beverage contest again!! 

 

GO FIGURE!!!

 

 

Be sure to relay that message to Tennessee Tall!! ;)

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17 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

Hey Waimea, you gonna let them stay in your guest tent?

 

I didn't know I had a guest tent, Evil Bob.

Tell me all about it.:huh:

 

Waimea

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Seems like a remember a really small tent one year, maybe that is for you guest.

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4 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

It's the one that smells like sheep.  

 

The little red tent was properly fumigated.

 

Speaking of which what the blazes happened to Lickskillet?

I see he's been lurking but too "busy" to stop in and say howdy?

 

Anyhow I haul both tents around just in case of emergency. You never know.

:lol:

 

Waimea

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