Michigan Slim Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Only cause ya know me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Michigan Slim said: Only cause ya know me! see she's right....or you wouldn't be admitting that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Dear Widder, My daughter Kaya has a .44 mag Marlin that is rough as a cob. She only deer hunts with it and does quite well. Too well. I was thinking on having it slicked up but I'm leaning toward just taking out the firing pin so I can hunt more than an hour. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Just now, Calico Mary said: see she's right....or you wouldn't be admitting that.... Well, I have my moments. But, unlike a woman, I'll think about admitting I was wrong. As in "I've only been wrong once. I thought I was wrong once, but I wasn't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 My 2 cents Dear Widder My wife and I agreed shortly after we got married that I would handle all the big decisions and she would handle all the small ones..... After 35 years I have not had to make one big decision. was that an equitable arrangement or should I volunteer to help more? Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Dear Widder, It turns out my wife, my girlfriend and my secretary are best friends and play bridge and bingo together and belong to the same women's club in town. Am I in trouble? When I was a young Marine and we were having a Company party, we'd start out with a toast; "To our wives, lovers, and girlfriends. May they never meet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: My 2 cents Dear Widder My wife and I agreed shortly after we got married that I would handle all the big decisions and she would handle all the small ones..... After 35 years I have not had to make one big decision. was that an equitable arrangement or should I volunteer to help more? Regards Gateway Kid Dear Kid Waygate, Once the plan was initiated on decision making, you were left out of future decisions.....period. You need to realize that there are no BIG decisions. Once married, all decisions are small and therefore, fall under the scrutiny of the wife. Its the same code that Richard Petty lives by and thats why he is always smiling and happy. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 49 minutes ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Dear Kid Waygate, Once the plan was initiated on decision making, you were left out of future decisions.....period. You need to realize that there are no BIG decisions. Once married, all decisions are small and therefore, fall under the scrutiny of the wife. Its the same code that Richard Petty lives by and thats why he is always smiling and happy. ..........Widder Thank you for the words of wisdom I look forward to your weekly column Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder, My wife suddenly suggested that I need much, much more life insurance. Do you think that would be a sound investment, or is she just being frugal? Badger, lost on the Mountain Charlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Dear Troubled in Arizona: Only if one of the three is a heavy bet'r. But I must warn you that if you are gonna try to keep all three happy, you might have to move to Utah. ..........Widder My folks moved to Utah... my mom's hometown... in 1951. I left in 1965. Went back for one school year 1n 1969-1970. Haven't lived in the state since, although until my folks died I managed to go back three or four times a year. I figure that with all the early Mormon polygamists in my family tree I'm related by blood or marriage to a 3 out of every four people between Boise and Las Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: My 2 cents Dear Widder My wife and I agreed shortly after we got married that I would handle all the big decisions and she would handle all the small ones..... After 35 years I have not had to make one big decision. was that an equitable arrangement or should I volunteer to help more? Regards Gateway Kid We had the same agreement, but she decided where we'd live, should we buy or rent, what kind of cars to drive and where the kids went to school, etc. You know' little stuff. I got to decide if we should attack Russia, colonize Mars, throw the UN out, big stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Dear Widder, My wife suddenly suggested that I need much, much more life insurance. Do you think that would be a sound investment, or is she just being frugal? Badger, lost on the Mountain Charlie. Let me ake this one, Widder: Charlie, I'm thinking you should invest in some cast iron underwear..... soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 14 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Dear Widder, My wife prefers the company of her cats over me. Should I buy a new gun to raise my self-esteem? Of course. When in a dilemma . . . the best course is always to buy another GUN. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder, How do I tell Mr. Mouse that it's over between us, and he needs to move on? Maybe if he'd clean up after himself the relationship could have lasted longer, but I'm tired of being treated like a servant. The spark just isn't there, and I'm dumping him for Mr. Cat. Signed, Not his maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder, I got a letter from an old classmate's sister. She says she can cook a grouse and tie flies for trout fishing. Should I propose to her now, or wait until I see a picture of her bass boat and trolling motor? Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Dear Widder, My wife suddenly suggested that I need much, much more life insurance. Do you think that would be a sound investment, or is she just being frugal? Badger, lost on the Mountain Charlie. Dear LOST BADGER: Its a sound investment for her, but it doesn't look to promising for you... Frugal..... probably not. Anticipation..... just make sure the bathroom lite works and the toilet seat is down..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Calico Mary said: Dear Widder, How do I tell Mr. Mouse that it's over between us, and he needs to move on? Maybe if he'd clean up after himself the relationship could have lasted longer, but I'm tired of being treated like a servant. The spark just isn't there, and I'm dumping him for Mr. Cat. Signed, Not his maid Dear 'Not His Maid', A previous notorious writer (lonely in Ohio) was concerned about dishonesty from her male friends. WELL, in order to receive honesty, you have to be honest not only to yourself, but to the male rats in your life also. STOP living in the dumps with the trashbangers. Get yeowndangself a true 'Meow'r and move one. "A cat in the hand is better than 2 rats in the bush". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Duffield, SASS #23454 said: Dear Widder, I got a letter from an old classmate's sister. She says she can cook a grouse and tie flies for trout fishing. Should I propose to her now, or wait until I see a picture of her bass boat and trolling motor? Duffield Dear DUFFMEISTER, Wisdom is obviously one of your better attributes. No doubt, a picture of her bass boat and trolling motor would be nice to know about BEFORE the proposal. BUT, it would also be nice to know how much wood she can chop before breakfast? P.S. - how does she rate with fried OKRA? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder, She can gather up a bushel of mesquite in about 15 minutes. I haven't tried her on oak yet. She does great with fried okra, but can't tell the difference between it and fried Jalopinas! Duffield P.S. the boat and motor look good, I'm gonna keep her. Come to the Greene County Regulators annual dinner in January to sample her cooking. Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Duffield, SASS #23454 said: Dear Widder, She can gather up a bushel of mesquite in about 15 minutes. I haven't tried her on oak yet. She does great with fried okra, but can't tell the difference between it and fried Jalopinas! Duffield P.S. the boat and motor look good, I'm gonna keep her. Come to the Greene County Regulators annual dinner in January to sample her cooking. Duffield Indeed..... KEEP HER! (thanks for the invite. January usually finds me staying out of cold weather. But, Slater and I will probably visit the Regulators next spring/summer.) ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Boy, some sage advise here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 26 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Boy, some sage advise here. AND... its free ! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone, SASS # 47578 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Darn Tootin, Widder is a plethora of advice. Back when we were members of the working class, many a lunch time was spent in philosophical discussion. Just think what a privilege it was to receive free advice in person from the great swami himself. Not to mention all those great duck jokes. Hasta Luego, Keystone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder, I just returned from 10 days in my daughter's house where I was at the mercy of one wife, one daughter and two grand daughters. Is there ANY hope of my EVER being right? Signed, Crushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Indeed..... KEEP HER! (thanks for the invite. January usually finds me staying out of cold weather. But, Slater and I will probably visit the Regulators next spring/summer.) ..........Widder We will be having it in our home, so you will be out of the weather. Ride up with Keystone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Keystone, SASS # 47578 said: Darn Tootin, Widder is a plethora of advice. Back when we were members of the working class, many a lunch time was spent in philosophical discussion. Just think what a privilege it was to receive free advice in person from the great swami himself. Not to mention all those great duck jokes. Hasta Luego, Keystone Keystone has many great traits in his personality. One of which is great perception and a good choice of friends..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: Dear Widder, I just returned from 10 days in my daughter's house where I was at the mercy of one wife, one daughter and two grand daughters. Is there ANY hope of my EVER being right? Signed, Crushed Dear 'Orange' Crushed: There is always hope, although right now it appears to be at the bottom of the 'possibilities ladder'. The Holiday season is approaching and although I don't know how you normally celebrate this time of year, it would be wise to help them celebrate in the manner they choose. That would be the RIGHT thing to do. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Dear Widder When I go to side matches at large shoots, I usually take a 5 gallon bucket of shotguns shells. I only come home with 1/2 of them......is my bucket 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. Signed 97 Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Dear Widder, Etiquette question. Guy cut in front of me in line at the store tonight. He race walked. I only had 3 items. Was it wrong of me to indicate it was ok for him to cut in front of me since ladies first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Dear Widder, Etiquette question. Guy cut in front of me in line at the store tonight. He race walked. I only had 3 items. Was it wrong of me to tell him ladies first? It's a crying shame you had to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Art Tillery Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Dear Widder, Why is it some cow'BOYS' choose to shoot 32s and 38s when there is such more manly classic cartridges like the 44-40 and 45? Major Art Tillery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Dear Widder, Etiquette question. Guy cut in front of me in line at the store tonight. He race walked. I only had 3 items. Was it wrong of me to indicate it was ok for him to cut in front of me since ladies first? yer askin' WIDDER bout ediquit?????? next time...shoot him..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: It's a crying shame you had to tell him. Agreed. I had to edit my post. I indicated he was the lady and said ladies first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: yer askin' WIDDER bout ediquit?????? next time...shoot him..... Widder or the manlet from the store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Whiskey Business said: Widder or the manlet from the store? the one from the store.....or Mr. Mouse, whichever you prefer.....Widder mite shoot back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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