"Dear Widder" thread... free advice.

[Calico Mary]

6 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said:

 

Dear Ms. NoMaid:

Mouse is expendable.   

Let your conscious be your guide.

 

..........Widder

 

 

I think I got the little bugger....one of the traps was sprung....gonna leave the other one there for a while just in case

[Widder, SASS #59054]

5 hours ago, Calico Mary said:

 

I think I got the little bugger....one of the traps was sprung....gonna leave the other one there for a while just in case

 

For the record, I don't give 'Advice to Mice'.    They're never appreciative of any 'Cheezy Wisdom'  I give them..... 

 

..........Widder

 

[Calico Mary]

mebbe ya shudda adviced him ta leave willingly before I brought home the traps and PB.....

[Noz]

On 11/10/2017 at 10:17 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Being able to make a decision and having the authority to carry it out are not the same thing.  If you're married..... or have worked in some major corporations..... or the government you'd know that

Well said.

[Ginny Hinny]

On 11/9/2017 at 7:00 PM, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said:

 

Dear Concerned About Size:

It all has to do with what the Cowboy feels more comfortable wrapping his hands around..... 

 

..........Widder

 

 

Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

40 minutes ago, Ginny Hinny said:

Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round.

 

Ya See, I answered with great wisdom, which came from great experience..... 

 

Wow, look at all that brass.

 

..........Widder  (walkin in a Widder Wonderland)

 

 

[Pat Riot]

3 hours ago, Ginny Hinny said:

Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round.

Look at those targets. Those ladies can shoot!

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

Dear Widder,

 

Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat.  It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 

1.  Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 

2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it?

 

Mule Camp 2007

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

28 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Dear Widder,

 

Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat.  It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 

1.  Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 

2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it?

 

Mule Camp 2007

 

 

Dear Coveting Soul:

 

1.  The Desperado wearing that hat presented it to a fine lady who actually does it justice.   Of course, some fine 'Bullet Splat' jewelry was returned in gratitude.

2.  Breaking another Commandment, such as stealing,  is never the answer to satisfy Coveting.  

 

P.S. - nice pic.   Now everyone can see what the wise old grey hair man looks like.

P.S.S. - that hat and the hatband was made by Ricky at Brims & Trims when they were in good business.   Its a 100x, about as much beaver as possible in a hat.

 

..........Widder

 

[Ramblin Gambler]

A baptist I once knew would have said "I wish I had that hat and he had a lump on his nose".  He explained that making it a trade (the hat for a lump) kept it from being straight up covetousness and kept you inline with the commandments. 

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Dear Widder,

I din't thunk the Baptist category allowed coveted hats?

 

Am I mistaken,  again?

[Calico Mary]

well duh, BMC....yer male.....

[Widder, SASS #59054]

2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Dear Widder,

I din't thunk the Baptist category allowed coveted hats?

 

Am I mistaken,  again?

 

Dear Mountain Critter:

You are not mistaken.   Baptist should NOT covet another man's hat.

 

A Baptist can covet my dog, covet my cat,

but Baptist shouldn't covet my hat.

 

A Baptist can covet my guns and covet my  cap,

but a Baptist shouldn't covet my hat.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Dear Widder mouthpiece.

Is it ok for a non Baptist to covet a hat?

[Widder, SASS #59054]

2 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Dear Widder mouthpiece.

Is it ok for a non Baptist to covet a hat?

 

Dear Mtn.  Critter:

 

A fine lady (Baptist or otherwise) can covet the hat and the wearer..... 

 

All other coveters will have to just sit back and dream.

 

..........Widder

 

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

 

That sounds to me like discrimination. I'm gonna file suit. 

 

 

 

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

And will the fine lady, who is allowed to covet, also file suit because she is not allowed to dream?

 

..........Widder

 

[Calico Mary]

can I file suit ifn' I git nitemares now???

[Widder, SASS #59054]

49 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

can I file suit ifn' I git nitemares now???

 

Dear Bad Dreamer:

Nightmares are usually a symptom of  'bad things' being flushed from your mind to make room for 'good things'.

 

Just remember, "there ain't no Coupe De'ville hidin at the bottom of a CrackerJack box".

 

..........Widder

 

[Calico Mary]

I'm hoping this week some bad things will get pushed outta there ta make room for good things...

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 11/13/2017 at 5:35 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Dear Widder,

 

Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat.  It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 

1.  Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 

2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it?

 

Mule Camp 2007

 

Coveting it probably won't get you shot.