Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I though Booger King drove a steak through that creepy bastard's heart.Pun full intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Well, regarding Kenny Rogers, his films are not on too many watch lists, I'll grant you that, I must disagree. I absolutely LOVE "The Gambler IV", with all the old T.V. Cowboys. I watch every time it's on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 From Uzbekistan. She appeared as the saleswoman Lily Adams in the AT&T commercials. I think she's an absolute doll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastmaster Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 So!! who all here dines at BK or KFC establishments? I don't, don't even know where there is a franchise, so it really doesn't matter what advertisement mascot they use. Don't eat at McDonald's/Taco Bell and a whole slew of others either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I agree The Burger King and Col. Sanders are creepy. I've always thought Matthew McConaughey was creepy, especially in the old commercials where he talked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 That "non-person" from the Lincoln ads is a fairly accomplished actor and producer Matthew McConaughey. "At the 86th Academy Awards, McConaughey won the Academy Award for Best Actor for his role as Ron Woodroof in Dallas Buyers Club." Agree with the thought on Kenny Rogers. A friend has told me that he could go on TV and read the dictionary and she'd watch him. I enjoyed him in Sahara, but otherwise he's a blivet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastmaster Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Speaking of creepy, who would you rather meet in a dark alley,,,, Burger King, King, Col. Sanders or this below. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 otherwise he's a blivet. I had to look that up -- very descriptive. I learn something new every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I agree The Burger King and Col. Sanders are creepy. I've always thought Matthew McConaughey was creepy, especially in the old commercials where he talked. Have you seen Ol' Matthew in the Lincoln commercials? Really kind of silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Speaking of creepy, who would you rather meet in a dark alley,,,, Burger King, King, Col. Sanders or this below. LOL That ain't real, is it? Tell me no. Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastmaster Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 That ain't real, is it? Tell me no. Please! Have no idea,,, but for your sake and since you asked,,,, NO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 I think fans of the crime drama series "True Detective" with Matthew McConaughey recognize the look and feel of the Lincoln commercials. As a car selling theme, it makes me feel creepy about the product. I guess I'm not their audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I never saw the True Detective series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I see Burger King has recently brought back the "king" in their ads. For reasons I can't explain, I (and my wife) always find this guy really creepy. How 'bout patrons of the Saloon? I'm buyin' a round! He is very creepy actually!! I mean if you saw that figure on on elementary school playground you would think "what sort of perverted crap is going on over here!" and proceed to calling the police on the guy ASAP! If you were to wake in the middle of the night to see that thing standing at the foot of your bed watching you; you would prob piss yourself outta fear and then just unload on it w/whatever firearm you put on your night stand! LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I would love to unload a vicious clip of .460 Rowland into the kings obnoxiously looking head!(and no not Elvis)........Check out the .460 Rowland on youtube!! .44mag ballistics out of a .45acp platform...Amazingly bad ass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 That ain't real, is it? Tell me no. Please! Yep, fraid so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Brother King is kinda creepy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Heard Jared from the subway commercials was arrested and charged with pedophilia. He's trying to argue that its somehow subways fault and thier to blame for his acts.... The whole thing is bizarre to say the least! I suppose the lesson is stay away from all fast food mascots of any kind!... Heres an idea: maybe go to the grocery store and buy actual food to cook at home! A cowboy eats a STAKE DINNER any how, not some junk paper wrapped trash some high school kid throws you out a drivethru window!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Heard Jared from the subway commercials was arrested and charged with pedophilia. Sentenced to 15 years. But it's federal time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Speaking of creepy, who would you rather meet in a dark alley,,,, Burger King, King, Col. Sanders or this below. LOL In case you didn't notice, this creep has tattooed eye balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Go easy on the new Col. Sanders. Thats Norm Mc Donald and he really needs the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 In case you didn't notice, this creep has tattooed eye balls There's a few of these creatures running around Escondido nowadays. They do have some real initial shock value when you first lay your eyes on them. There was one the other day at the gas station that had all of her teeth sharpened into points and there were so many fish hooks hanging on her face and ears it was a wonder she could hold her head up. Her entire face was tattooed also. Wonder how she does getting a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Sentenced to 15 years. But it's federal time. So that actually means…. what, 5 yrs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 There's a few of these creatures running around Escondido nowadays. They do have some real initial shock value when you first lay your eyes on them. There was one the other day at the gas station that had all of her teeth sharpened into points and there were so many fish hooks hanging on her face and ears it was a wonder she could hold her head up. Her entire face was tattooed also. Wonder how she does getting a date? Or a job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 So that actually means…. what, 5 yrs???No Federal time is pretty much the full boat with good behavior he will probably do 14 of the 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastmaster Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 The creepy tatoo'ed person can get a date and a job at,,,,, a tatoo parlor.,, or Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Mental health issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 So that actually means…. what, 5 yrs??? It means there is a prison for his type and if he goes somewhere more rough the staff is "intune" to keeping him from being everybody's victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Or a job? That deformity probably earns her/him/it Handicapped status, the license plates, food stamps, free cellphone, a pile-O-cash from a discrimination lawsuit and more cash from a suit against whoever committed these atrocities on her/him/it (with full consent, by the way). It probably DOES have a job....this is Susan or Jason, the turkey who calls your house at all hours of the day trying to sell you solar panels. ("How are you today?").......... Grrrrrrr!! >:-( :-) :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 No Federal time is pretty much the full boat with good behavior he will probably do 14 of the 15 Good, he should do every bit of his sentence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I guess it's worse than we think. In 2011, BK drove a stake through the King's heart, probably for the same reason we'd like to see them do it again. (Read below.) However, like a vampire, or the living dead, he's back. "Shown in ads peeping in people's windows,"???? Brrrrrr....if that don't make the hairs on your neck stand up...... ....quote.... Associated Press By SARAH SKIDMORE - AP Food Industry Writer Aug 19, 2011 7:32 PM PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — The King is dead, but the burger lives on. Burger King Corp. on Friday said it is retiring "The King" mascot, a man with an oversized plastic head and creepy smile who in recent years has been shown in ads peeping into people's windows and popping up next to them in bed. The move is an effort by the struggling fast food chain to boost slumping sales by focusing its marketing on the freshness of its food rather than the funny-factor of its ads. It's rolling out a new campaign on Saturday sans The King to tout its fresh ingredients and new products like its California Whopper, which has guacamole. "We won't be seeing The King for a while," Burger King spokesman BJ Monzon said Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I wonder if it was done as kind of a "follow the leader" scenario. After all, Foodmaker (Jack In The Box) brought Jack back several years ago and it has worked well for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 In case you didn't notice, this creep has tattooed eye balls I have many tattoos as well......Nothing as dark and satanic as that fella, but they sure as hell aint a hart w/mom under it(and yes I do love my mother!) and sure as hell no tramp stamps on my lower back!.....I can assure you however that the fella your looking at has contacts in his eyes or maybe his eye lids are tatted but thier open so nope. If you were to tattoo an actual eyeball you would go blind!!! I mean its a needle for christ sake, thats striking the surface hundreds to thousands of times per min!! I've never heard of the actual eye being tattoo'd---YIKES!! There's a few of these creatures running around Escondido nowadays. They do have some real initial shock value when you first lay your eyes on them. There was one the other day at the gas station that had all of her teeth sharpened into points and there were so many fish hooks hanging on her face and ears it was a wonder she could hold her head up. Her entire face was tattooed also. Wonder how she does getting a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt B.A. Blastn Johnson Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 All that being said, I would still unload on that hellish looking sucka if we crossed in a dark alley!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I have many tattoos as well......Nothing as dark and satanic as that fella, but they sure as hell aint a hart w/mom under it(and yes I do love my mother!) and sure as hell no tramp stamps on my lower back!.....I can assure you however that the fella your looking at has contacts in his eyes or maybe his eye lids are tatted but thier open so nope. If you were to tattoo an actual eyeball you would go blind!!! I mean its a needle for christ sake, thats striking the surface hundreds to thousands of times per min!! I've never heard of the actual eye being tattoo'd---YIKES!! Nope! I saw a short clip on a news broadcast that the outer(white portion) of the eye can be tattooed with some risk that the ink will spread causing some blindness. They had video of it being done. They use a single needle and an injectable ink. They also showed tattoos inside the eyelid and inside the mouth with side remarks that some women have tattoos inside their vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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