Mudflat Mike, SASS #20904 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'll start out: You know you're addicted If: Lying in the hospital, heading into surgery, I'm begging the surgeon to put the pacemaker on my right side so's I can still shoot a shotgun (I'm left handed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When your Cowboy duds/hats/chaps/slicker/coats fill up one big closet and expand deep into another one! Hoss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When you have nicer cowboy clothes than modern clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Fire, SASS 10064 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When the style of your newest gun is 1873 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When tip your hat to the Lady bank teller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flush Draw Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When you wake up for work each morning and put your spurs on ur work boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Bart No. 100006 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When it's hard to sleep the night before a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When someone says "our neighbors have a new colt" and you automatically assume it's a revolver, even though you know the neighbors raise horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When you wake up and load up the five hundred dollar truck with thousands of dollars worth of guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 When picking vacation you need the SASS Events page open on your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rider Rudy Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you have surgery for a hernia, and they tell you the are takeing your bellybutton out! And you say Cool........ True story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 OH GOD, IT'S ALL of the above and MORE. You'd rather talk to Wire Pards than other "friends". You're closer to Pards than some (most) family. You try, try, try NOT to talk about CAS around family because well... that's all you seem to talk about anyhow. You get more satisfaction buying bullets than food. You know more about the price fluxuations of primers and powder than the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Did you know the Euro is almost par with the Dollar? Probably not. Do you care? Only if it means that you can buy a Uberti firearm cheaper. SEE!!! You wear semi-cowboy clothes to family outings. Wife rolls eyes but knows there's nothing she can say or do. I wore a cowboy shirt that the little woman gave me to a MAJOR operation she had just to feel closer to the Cowboy Family. And, well, SHE gave it to me. DAGNABIT Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you see a pretty woman, and you stare at the 38s on her hips first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairie Dawg, SASS #50329 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When the wife wants to buy something nice for the house & your first thought is...."Geez, I could get a new rifle for that price, & I'd rather have a new '73 than that thing." You know she's addicted when she agrees with ya! --Dawg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When in conversation someone tells you they have a friend who shoots SASS & asks if you know them & you aren't sure until they tell you the alias. When you travel 5,000 + miles to a shoot in another country & everyone treats you like a friend that they shoot with all the time. Get better Mudflat, there is way more fun to be had & plenty enough to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When some of yer best friends in the world you know only by their alias and don't have a clue, nor care what their real name is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When a new sweep wrecks your day, and you spend the next two weeks rehearsing it in your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When it's your wedding night, and you say, "Shooter's ready." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 But no "next shooter" on that stage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When some of yer best friends in the world you know only by their alias and don't have a clue, nor care what their real name is. I noticed! And I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 ...when ur posting on the wire on Saturday night instead of talking face to face with someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevada Skye, SASS #54791 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you have bullets in your candy dish........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eastwood Kid Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When multiple rooms in your house have 5 Post-It Notes stuck to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorelei Longshot, SASS #44256 Life Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you have more cowboy clothes than work clothes. When you wear your cowboy shirts with your regular slacks. When you hesitate to buy a new work outfit, but immediately buy more guns, or cowboy clothes without hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you realize your friends are looking at you funny--- "You have how many guns?" And you have to take your shoes off to count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When Jeff Foxworthy can't think of any more jokes for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyfinger 22618 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you can only think I got to find powder and primers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major BS Walker Regulator Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you won't buy a new vehicle if your gun cart doesn't fit in it. BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyfinger 22618 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Aunt Jen you are a special in my book hope you get to enjoy reloading and shooting more for they are the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When ya have to buy another safe, because ya ran out of room and a new 97 is on the way. I loves shotguns. I would also have to agree with all the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Aunt Jen you are a special in my book hope you get to enjoy reloading and shooting more for they are the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELI BLUE,SASS#53766 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When someone says "what do you do for a livin?" you reply, I shoot Cowboy Action but I work to support my habit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When it's your wedding night, and you say, "Shooter's ready." But can he reload on the clock?? TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A. Stranger Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When you spend more time reading The Wire than watching the evening news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk James Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 When your children first realize that Santa belongs to the NRA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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