Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 953 Posted October 27, 2014 CRANKY OLD FART!! Now the details, not age based, must wear at least 10 items to be detailed later. The shooter can shoot any style they want. One catch!!!! YOU CANNOT OPT FOR THIS CAT!!!!! YOU ARE CHOSEN!!!!!! There now, did I make anyone smile???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L 197 Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,950 Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Wait just a minute! What about pacemakers and prescription lenses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 144 Posted October 27, 2014 DD, Don't forget to include multiple heart valve replacements within one calendar year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oklahomabound 62 Posted October 27, 2014 ...and those of us with trick brains???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yul Lose 5,975 Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 4,569 Posted October 27, 2014 I sure did! Of course, I think the next catagory we need (Other that FCGF!) is the bionic class. Participants must have at least one artifical joint and have had corrective eye surgery. Would I qualify iffin I had implants in both feet/ankles and they were actually made by Montana Longhair, the most mighty Furball?!? My kids think I'm a COF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 935 Posted October 27, 2014 If only we could have, more categories . So that handing out awards will take longer then the match. MT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,744 Posted October 27, 2014 I recon I qualify! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Original Lumpy Gritz 7,042 Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? And you promised you wouldn't tell anydangbody about Philly(not-so)Slim(AKA Sir Trips Allot). LG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 7,078 Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? now there's a man that has his priorities in order... ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 4,569 Posted October 27, 2014 now there's a man that has his priorities in order... ..........Widder I, of course, will have to do the pre-shoot costume inspections..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yul Lose 5,975 Posted October 27, 2014 I'm thinkin posse's with a lot of Breast Enhancement category participants might have long waiting lists to get on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Bristol 0 Posted October 27, 2014 I have a pacemaker which makes me Battery Operated. Does that count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L 197 Posted October 27, 2014 Dang! This catagory could get HUGE! We may need to break it down into sub-catagories, Knees, Hips, Eyes, Shoulders, Hearts, Implants (I Agree on the necessity of Pre Match Inspections!), etc! I bet we could pull Purty Boy out of that new Cranky Old Fart catagory if we appointed him Pre-Match Inspector (For the ladies that is). All others would need a signed note from the Doctors. DD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waimea 651 Posted October 27, 2014 CRANKY OLD FART!! Now the details, not age based, must wear at least 10 items to be detailed later. The shooter can shoot any style they want. One catch!!!! YOU CANNOT OPT FOR THIS CAT!!!!! YOU ARE CHOSEN!!!!!! There now, did I make anyone smile???? You just need to git your butt back down to the COF state of Floridee. I'm not so sure about another Category but it could easily be an Association. Waimea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spades Hanlin SASS#66204 3 Posted October 27, 2014 This Cat. has massive potential!!!! The field to choose from is quite large from what I've seen... .... Nice one CC... Spades H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 953 Posted October 27, 2014 hole tha phone Fred!!!!! y'all mist the point!!! Cranky Old Farts wud be for those who are so Cranky they taint happy with nothing!!!!! yu now, like some in that "other" thread... now, if you want one to fit some many of us.... Broken Down Old Farts!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Henry Quick 579 Posted October 27, 2014 How about breast enhancement category? I think mine are a bit too enhanced as the years have gone by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 2,363 Posted October 28, 2014 I'm glad that I don't meet the criteria required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted October 28, 2014 Kin I assume there will be a wimmen's vershun of this category??? Where doz I signs up??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyatt 232 Posted October 28, 2014 Hey Peanut Butter......I choose you to be the Cranky Posse Marshall with really smelly old farts All in favor say.........PeeYou Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
