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I'M EXTENDING MY SYMPATHIES

... to my wife.

I have no idea why -- honest Engine, I got no idea a'tall -- but she stood beside me 28 years ago and said "I Do" and we became man and wife, and ever since, we've been just as happy as if we had good since.

Well, mostly ... there's the time the basement flooded, and there's the time this-yere deer decided to commit suicide by running out in front of the wife's little blue Nissan pickup when she was coming home from work, four years ago the 17th she hit the floor dying (the fourth time in our married life being hitched to an old veteran paramedic kept her alive) ... those weren't terribly happy moments, but we got through 'em.

I'll leave it to wiser heads than mine to decide whether keeping company with the likes of me, for that many years, constitutes Prima Facie Evidence of Insanity, Stupidity or the Soft Head!

(Hey, she's got to have a gear loose somewhere just to put up with me! The guys at work called me a commodion, they said I'm so full of it I need flushed!)

(They're right!)

Yes we got married on Halloween, and that's gotten us a few funny looks, and we've admitted frankly no, we're not dancing naked around a bubbling cauldron, we don't follow the Old Ways ... truth be told, we got married on Halloween because it was the only day we'd both have off together in the next three months, so we found a Parson that would perform the service, we got all dressed up and 'twas just the three of us on a lovely sunny day when we became Mr. and Mrs.

So there you have it.

I'm taking her out for a good steak dinner tomorrow by way of apology and to display my sympathy for having to put up with me all these years.

Ya gotta feel sorry for her, somehow ...

Linn

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Congratulations to you both!

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Yep.  After 54 years I can sympathize.

 

Congratulations on learning to survive together.

 

There ain't many of us.

 

Sleep well, and warm, and close.  And relax and be content.

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2 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

I'M EXTENDING MY SYMPATHIES

... to my wife.

 

Ya gotta feel sorry for her, somehow ...

Linn


I too extend my sincerest condolences to your spouse!!

 

She should probably seek psychiatric assistance, but we can overlook her obvious mental issues when we consider that she’s probably been mesmerized by such a scoundrel as yourself!! :lol:

 

Many happy returns!!

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Congratulations to you both!

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CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🍾🎊🎈 

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For 52 years I was always startled when she told me she loved me.  I never felt like I deserved her love.  She died 8 1/2 years ago and I still love her as much as I ever did, and I miss here every day.

 

Cherish your woman.

 

 

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Happy Anniversary and congratulations to the both of you Mr. Keller.

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Smart Lady. By getting you to marry her on a significant date, she made sure you wouldn't forget your anniversary.

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Congrats, Linn.  Wishing you both many more.

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           Albeit BELATED.:blush:

 

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