It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

Let us never forget Tinker's alcoholic cousin, Drinkerbell...

[DeaconKC]

2 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

Let us never forget Tinker's alcoholic cousin, Drinkerbell...

Shouldn't she be sitting on a cork instead?

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

1 minute ago, DeaconKC said:

Shouldn't she be sitting on a cork instead?

"Just a thimble full"...

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

35 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

Shouldn't she be sitting on a cork instead?

And where is the rose tattoo on her calf? Along with the pretty chain of leaves on the ankle? 
It’s a given you can’t see her tramp stamp from this angle but you know it’s there!

Regards

    
Gateway Kid

[DeaconKC]

1 hour ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

And where is the rose tattoo on her calf? Along with the pretty chain of leaves on the ankle? 
It’s a given you can’t see her tramp stamp from this angle but you know it’s there!

Regards

    
Gateway Kid

Probably more like an ankle monitor!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Boudreaux walks into the house after a long day working in his fields, and as he walks in, Marie tells him, "Boudreaux, you looks like you had a rough day. Why don't we go out tonight, and have us a good time ?" Boudreaux says, "Well, OK, Marie, but if you gets back home before I do, leave de light on in de hallway."

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

AND 

    the 

      FIGHT 

        started 

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/726505302512383?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Just to trigger Subdeacon Joe..........(It's been a while!)

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

 

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

 

Jack took the money.

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Toasty!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Remembering Petawawa and the BOQs

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/898899974602601?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 3/26/2023 at 6:27 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

11 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Rite awn!!

[Subdeacon Joe]

Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman' 

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"I'm not a biologist!" cried local man Lucas Fitzgerald. "What kind of sick joke is this?"

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

Gawd

[DeaconKC]

[DeaconKC]

"I told you not to say Hump Day!"

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

No empty comment and no bill or hillary

 

Edited March 30, 2023 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

[Subdeacon Joe]

Why?

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

22 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Why?

 

 

Because that is what code requires. Omit the door stop and it will get flagged on the inspection.

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Because that is what code requires. Omit the door stop and it will get flagged on the inspection.

 

But it's USELESS!!!!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

But it's USELESS!!!!

So what's your point? It's a government regulation. MOST of them are useless.

[Sedalia Dave]

2 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

But it's USELESS!!!!

 

We had to fight when our building was remodeled for them to not put baby changing tables on the wall in the bathrooms.

 

I should point out I work at a facility that specifically bans anyone under the age of 18 from the facility without VP approval. For my building I have only see it approved 1 time and that was a Family day back before covid. Even then we had to beg for permission to bring our families out to our part of the facility.  

 

Getting them to remove the tables allowed the bathrooms to be 4 feet shorter. Space that we desperately needed in out development lab.

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

40 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

We had to fight when our building was remodeled for them to not put baby changing tables on the wall in the bathrooms

 

When our parish built a new church on the property we had to fight the planning commission.  Because there are no pews they called it an assembly hall and demanded restrooms, drinking fountains, wheelchair access into the Altar (that would have required a ramp about 30 feet long).  AND we would need to make the building shorter because the Cross on the top of the dome went about 3 feet into a migratory flyway.  It took about a month and a half to convince them that historically churches didn't have pews.  About as long to get them to accept that a person in a wheelchair could not serve in the Altar. And that if birds could figure out how to fly around nearby trees that were taller they could likely figure out how to fly around that small intrusion into the flyway.

 

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Why?

 

For the puppy to play with

[Sedalia Dave]