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The wires aren't soldered or in a crimp connector. I would not trust this this assembly to reliably trip a breaker every time. But at least it is open for inspection, that adds safety.

 

Still would recommend standing in water when using it so you are safely grounded.

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Suzy came to the church in a see-through blouse leaving nothing to the imagination

After the congregation,the priest called her aside and said " you can't come to church dressed like that " pointing at her blouse.

"But I have a divine right" complained Suzy.

" And you have a divine left too " noted the priest " still you can't come dressed like that "
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Jerry was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully to his wife, Karen, "I have one last request dear," he said.

"Of course, Jerry," his wife said softly.

"Six months after l die," Jerry said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath, Jerry said,

"I do!"

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1 hour ago, DeaconKC said:

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Saw that one time. Cat tried to get my buddies Little Green Parrot while we were out one day. Cat seemed to be very happy to be in the cage with the parron on the outside. 

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The boss called an impromptu meeting at work.  After all of us were seated, he asked "Can anyone give me some examples of useless?"  

 

I raised my hand, and he said, "yes, and what are some other examples?"  

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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim.

When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"

The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"

The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."

Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.

The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

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4 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim.

When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"

The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"

The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."

Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.

The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

 

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