Alpo Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 I noticed, couple of weeks ago, in the classifieds. Somebody wanted to buy some half chaps. And I read that and I thought - has the net Nanny taken hold? Did he try to write shanks and it wouldn't let him? By the way, you see what it wrote when I tried to write chinks just now. But I think that was more otto than net Nanny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 2 hours ago, Alpo said: I noticed, couple of weeks ago, in the classifieds. Somebody wanted to buy some half chaps. And I read that and I thought - has the net Nanny taken hold? Did he try to write shanks and it wouldn't let him? By the way, you see what it wrote when I tried to write chinks just now. But I think that was more otto than net Nanny. I read these otto spelling complaints with wonder and suspicion. It seems like the same folks repeatedly blaming their poor spelling or bad keyboard skills on the equipment, when the real problem resides elsewhere.... LL 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 9 minutes ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: I read these otto spelling complaints with wonder and suspicion. It seems like the same folks repeatedly blaming their poor spelling or bad keyboard skills on the equipment, when the real problem resides elsewhere.... LL I used to think like that. My first three phones. An LG, a Samsung, and an Alcatel. They didn't do autocorrect. And I would see people complaining and I would laugh. Then I bought this piece of crap Motorola. otto loves it here. I don't think he's ever going to leave. I don't know what my next phone will be but I guarantee it will not be another Motorola. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 Otto gave up on me I don't spell so good , and don't care atall CB 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 You really must check Otto before you post ! Its night hsrf!!!🙄 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I used to think like that. My first three phones. An LG, a Samsung, and an Alcatel. They didn't do autocorrect. And I would see people complaining and I would laugh. Then I bought this piece of crap Motorola. otto loves it here. I don't think he's ever going to leave. I don't know what my next phone will be but I guarantee it will not be another Motorola. Otto doesn't live on my computer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 14 Author Share Posted October 14 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBHUaVLNEjy/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== must be his son: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBBqmf-MI4x/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 Many years ago , I was an Overnite support Mgr for a major retailer Had an older lady ask about some ammo , did not know what cal she needed I told her it was marked on the barrel of the firearm OK then here , as she pulled a 44 mag super Redhawk out of her purse well put that away , I will have the ammo waiting on you at the front check out CB 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 Many years ago I had a double-pawed cat Foldy, so many extra toes. Linda told her brother Rick that Foldy was polydactyl. Rick was never the sharpest knife in the drawer. Rick asked, “You mean he can fly?” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?" 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Bernard ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and found a word the exact meaning of which I am not too certain." "What word is that?" asked His Lordship. "Aplomb," My Lord. "Now that's a difficult one to explain. I would say it is self-assurance or complete composure." "Thank you, My Lord, but I'm still a little confused about it." "Let me give you an example to make it clearer. Do you remember a few months ago when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend a weekend with us?" "I remember the occasion very well, My Lord. It gave the staff and myself much pleasure to look after them." "Also," continued the Earl of Grantham, "do you remember when Wills plucked a rose for Kate in the rose garden?" "I was present on that occasion, My Lord, ministering to their needs. "While Will was plucking the rose, a thorn embedded itself in his thumb very deeply." "I witnessed the incident, My Lord, and saw the Duchess herself remove the thorn and bandage his thumb with her own dainty handkerchief." "That evening the hole the rose made in his thumb was very sore. Kate had to cut his venison for him, even though it was extremely tender." "Yes, My Lord, I did see everything that transpired that evening." "And do you remember the next morning while you were pouring coffee for Her Ladyship, Kate inquired of Will in a loud voice, 'Darling, does your prick still throb?' ….and you, Bernard, did not spill one drop of coffee? That, Bernard, is complete composure, or aplomb." 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 Husband and wife are having romantic dinner with wine. Wife says "I love you. I don't know what I would do without you". Husband says "Is that you talking or the wine?" Wife says "It is me talking to the wine." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 For Columbus day, I went to the grocery store and got lost looking for spices. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 16 Author Share Posted October 16 The taste of sea salt, with just a hint of JP5 Love the smell of jet fuel in the morning! www.Sierrahotel.net <<< 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 16 Author Share Posted October 16 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA_v1UnxYUS/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 Tarzan comes home to Jane after a hard day’s work in the woods. He asks for a martini. Jane gives him one, he quickly slugs it down. He asks for another so she gives him a second. Then he demands a third. Jane mixes it for him, but then says, “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, Tarzan?” Tarzan grabs the third drink, swallows it, and says, “You don’t understand, Jane. It’s a jungle out there.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 The lone gorilla at an Alabama zoo looks sad all the time. The vet tells the staff that she’s lonely and depressed so they need to provide a male to mate with her. They try all the zoos in the Southeast but there are no male gorillas available. They are about to give up when one of them has an idea. He says he knows of a University of Alabama football player who might be willing to do the deed if the money is good. They talk to the football player and ask him if he’d have sex with their gorilla for a thousand dollars. He says “I sure would but you’re going to have to give me a few weeks to get that much cash together.” 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 Quantum physics ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 18 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: Quantum physics ? No, that is what swaps lids for containers between different homes. It also converts socks into coat hangers and sends 10mm sockets into black holes. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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