It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Ozark Huckleberry]

21 hours ago, Alpo said:

Funny joke, but the act of fishing without a license is  a violation, whether fish are caught or not.

 

Old guy would still be cited.

[Alpo]

I heard about a fella that was in a national park, and he was fishing. Did not have a fishing license for the park. Didn't catch anything, so he's walking back to his car, and he sees a ranger coming.

 

Quickly he throws his fishing gear in the bushes. Then he walks on and the two of them meet up and they begin to talk about this and that. And the ranger tells him that even if he had seen the man with fishing gear, he could not ticket him for fishing without a license, because he had not seen the man fishing.

 

The man said that was interesting information, and then he thanked the ranger and he was starting to go off to his car again, and the ranger pulled out his ticket book and asked the man's name.

 

The man said, "Wait a minute. You said you couldn't ticket me for fishing without a license".

 

The ranger said he wasn't.

 

"I'm ticketing you for littering."

[DocWard]

8 minutes ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Funny joke, but the act of fishing without a license is  a violation, whether fish are caught or not.

 

Old guy would still be cited.

 

[Ozark Huckleberry]

Just now, DocWard said:

 

I believe I said that.

[DocWard]

1 minute ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

I believe I said that.

 

Yes you did, before you proceeded to analyze away the humor.

[Ozark Huckleberry]

52 minutes ago, DocWard said:

 

Yes you did, before you proceeded to analyze away the humor.

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Funny joke, but the act of fishing without a license is  a violation, whether fish are caught or not.

 

Old guy would still be cited.

He doesn't appear to have fishing pole!

[Ozark Huckleberry]

25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

He doesn't appear to have fishing pole!

Depends on how the reg is written. Florida allows fish to be taken without a pole. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I flew with a funny copilot a few years ago. We got to talking about crashes one day. He said that if he was ever in a deadly crash, he would be famous and would have dedicated websites created about him and be the subject of many discussions.

Of course I rolled my eyes and asked him why he would be remembered at all.

He said “Before we crash, I’m going to shout into the cockpit voice recorder: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE TENTACLES!!”

[Eyesa Horg]

That's fricken funny! I love it!

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

 

I flew with a funny copilot a few years ago. We got to talking about crashes one day. He said that if he was ever in a deadly crash, he would be famous and would have dedicated websites created about him and be the subject of many discussions.

Of course I rolled my eyes and asked him why he would be remembered at all.

He said “Before we crash, I’m going to shout into the cockpit voice recorder: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE TENTACLES!!”

When I read the punchline I read it as testicles. I was trying to figure out why that would make him famous.

[Subdeacon Joe]

Just now, Alpo said:

When I read the punchline I read it as testicles. I was trying to figure out why that would make him famous.

 

Flying between the legs of  King Kong would be noteworthy. 

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Three blonde girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

 

 

[DocWard]

14 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[PowderRiverCowboy]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

         ............. good point.  🙃

[sassnetguy50]

On 9/25/2024 at 5:27 AM, Ozark Huckleberry said:

Funny joke, but the act of fishing without a license is  a violation, whether fish are caught or not.

 

Old guy would still be cited.

Would he though?  He is carrying two buckets.  No rod, jugs, net, or tackle to indicate fishing.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

DAMN!! That’s the worst sax solo I believe I’ve ever heard!!  

[Alpo]

"California Fleein' - A Beach Boys parody"

 

Beach Boys???

 

That might come as a shock to the Mamas and the Papas.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A Harvard law student wants to prepare a fish dinner for his friends so he gets into a cab and asks the driver: “Would you happen to know a place where I could get scrod?” The driver says, “There’s a brothel down the street, but i’ve never heard it used in the plu-perfect before!”