It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Sedalia Dave]

Escher's ancestor

Edited October 1, 2024 by Sedalia Dave

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I love the hairstyles.

 

This must be from college yearbooks. I originally thought high school but they just look too old for high school.

 

 

Hawkeye, Klinger, and Frank are immediately recognizable. Hot Lips if you look at her for a while. The hair really threw me on Trapper. Also on BJ and Charles.

 

And Radar and Father Hulcahy could have walked up and slapped me in the face and walked off and I wouldn't have known either one of them.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

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[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

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[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

them 2 , AIN'T missed no HAPPY MEALS 

[Texas Joker]

Meal Team 6

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

 

 

 

And when they get to the pro-civil rights rally they'll be the ones interviewed as "typical gun owners" as they then spout the standard mindless slogans, including "cold dead hands." 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

He was clearly married and past the honeymoon phase.  After bucket seats, he designed three point seatbelts to keep her contained, then steering wheel volume controls to drown her out.

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[Sedalia Dave]

[Eyesa Horg]

And today's paper bag won't carry that much weight.

[DocWard]

On 10/2/2024 at 11:33 AM, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

 

 

 

On 10/2/2024 at 11:50 AM, Texas Joker said:

Meal Team 6

 

Operation Dessert Storm

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

   

 

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

There is two parts to the recipe for happiness. First part is three words; I love you. Second part is two words I’m sorry. I know it works because every morning my wife says I’m sorry I love you.

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[DeaconKC]

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

On 10/2/2024 at 1:56 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

And when they get to the pro-civil rights rally they'll be the ones interviewed as "typical gun owners" as they then spout the standard mindless slogans, including "cold dead hands." 

Those two aren't making it to any rally, if they have to walk there. As a matter of fact, they probably both had heart attacks walking to the door to exit McDs.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

How do blonde brain cells die? Alone

 

 

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Just before Thanksgiving, a lady went shopping for a turkey for the Harvest Feast. She was rummaging around the frozen bird display looking for a turkey just the *right* size. She’d pick up one, weight it in her hands and put it down, trying more than a few birds. She finally picked up one, and saw a stockboy coming down the aisle. Holding the turkey up, she asked the fella “Do these get any bigger?”.

The stockboy looked at her and replied “No, Ma’am, they’re dead.”

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

I knew this one guy that decided to shoot his own turkey for Thanksgiving one year. He REALLY scared everybody else in the Walmart.

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[John Kloehr]

The tech in these new cars is really getting ridiculous.

 

Went to back up some new car today, and completely without doing anything, some video pops up on the dashboard showing some kid on a skateboard getting run over.

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