It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Brininger Bane]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

My landlady, Morgan, is the city’s only female firefighter. I had trouble replacing a lightbulb, just never got it lined up right. Morgan was coming by today so I asked her to try. While she was doing it she said, “how many firefighters does it take to…”

[John Kloehr]

Most common answer is 4, one to hold the bulb and 3 to cut a hole in the roof.

[Alpo]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 19, 2024 by Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

5 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

 

God forbid men have hobbies

     ........ or babies .......  

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

5 hours ago, Alpo said:

That just doesn't pass the sniff test.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

That just doesn't pass the sniff test.

Any glitter?

[Alpo]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

That just doesn't pass the sniff test.

 

33 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Any glitter?

Let me look...

[John Kloehr]

1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Any glitter?

That explains some bills i have got in change...

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 4/16/2024 at 4:20 AM, Sedalia Dave said:

Now, that's FUNNY!

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A Scottish guy wanted a donkey for his young son....he spotted an advert for one for sale so went along to have a look at it.

When he got to the farm the farmer told him.

'I'm really sorry...I'm afraid the donkey died last night'...

'OK....so how much are yee asking for it'?

'Sorry? I just told you it's dead'!

‘Aye...I heerd yee...so how much d'yee want fer it'?

Very patiently the guy explains very slowly.

'The....donkey...is ...dead'.

'AYE...I heerd yee!...Look...I'll give yee £20.00 for it...noo is it a deal or no'?

So the farmer asks ( as you might ).

'what the hell are you going to do with a dead donkey'?

'I'll sell it'!...

'b..b...you can't sell a dead donkey'!

'Watch me'.

So he loads up the dead donkey and goes on his way.

A month or so later the farmer bumped into the guy at the local market.

'How did you get on with the Donkey'?

'I did very well...I got over £6000.00 fer it'!

'WHAT!? How the hell did you do that'!?

'I sold raffle tickets at £10.00 each...I sold 650 of 'em'!

'Sweet Jesus!...didn't anybody complain that the poor bugger was dead'?

'Aye...the guy that won did...so I gave him a refund'.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

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[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

I saw this, and immediately thought of HR Pufnstuf, with Freddy the magical talking flute, and Witchiepoo riding around on her voom broom.

 

And I went looking for a picture. I was hoping to find one that had Witchiepoo in it, but no luck. However I did find this extremely interesting piece of information.

 

There were only 17 episodes, and the show ran every Saturday for 15 years. That's almost 800 showings.

 

Damn.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

13 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

But I wanted them all together, like those McDonaldland guys. I wanted Freddy and Puff and Witchiepoo and the little cops and the owl and the little British guy - Jimmy? I wanted them all together in a picture. And I can find group pictures of Puff and the cops and Jimmy and Freddy but Witchiepoo wasn't with them.