Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 19 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: "Having you along is like losing two good men." I forget.....what was that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said: I forget.....what was that from? I stole it from OLG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 3 hours ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said: "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." I first heard that from a Tennesseean who worked for me in Illinois. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 We're burning day light. JW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 19 Author Share Posted February 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Are you going to pull those gun or whistle Dixie. The other JW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 "After I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long" "I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for long neither" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 A couple good quotes in this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I’m pretty sure someone already mentioned this one but it’s worth watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Duce Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 From a western, this (I'll have to figure out my all time favorite)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 "I can't do that. That's private property." "Ok, but if you don't get the president of the United States on that phone, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company." --Col. "Bat" Guano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Frying chickens in the barnyard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Some from Beth Dutton: “Only the good die young. If a meteor strikes Earth tonight, it is me and the cockroaches running this mother**ker tomorrow.” “I have been down this road many, many times before, buddy. And no one who tried it is alive to tell you how poorly that worked out for them. “ "Where’s the fun in wrecking a single man? When I break you, I want to know I’m breaking generations." "You are the trailer park. I am the tornado." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 THE END Never fails to bring a smile to my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: THE END Never fails to bring a smile to my face. And sometimes that's the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 On 2/19/2022 at 10:59 AM, Rough 'N Ready Rob said: Are you going to pull those gun or whistle Dixie. The other JW I guess it should have been pull those Pistols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 He could not have said "pistols". Just ask anybody, and they'll be happy as hell to tell you that a revolver is not a pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Alpo said: He could not have said "pistols". Just ask anybody, and they'll be happy as hell to tell you that a revolver is not a pistol. I guess I will have yo watch the movie to night to see what he said. It will be good no matter what, Cowboy movie! hope I can stay a wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 "Half the people in the world are women, why does it have to be you that stirs me? Then he takes her in his arms and kisses her! John Wayne to Maureen O'Hara. I've tried that with my wife when we are disagreeing, it doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 49 minutes ago, Rough 'N Ready Rob said: I guess I will have yo watch the movie to night to see what he said. It will be good no matter what, Cowboy movie! hope I can stay a wake. I know he said pistols. I was just busting on all of the people that insist that revolvers are not pistols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 "Wolves don't kill unlucky deer. They kill the weak ones." "You will not survive here. You are not a wolf and this is the land of wolves now." "It's a mess, ain't it Sheriff?" "If it ain't it'll do 'til the mess gets here." "You got a gun on you, old man?" "You damn right I got a gun on me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 No matter what else happens I’m gonna blow your head off JW https://youtu.be/KKBDakKnads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 "Baby, I am not from Havanna!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Takes allot of practice to draw clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Now you’ve had enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 You really are crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 2/20/2022 at 6:20 PM, Alpo said: I know he said pistols. I was just busting on all of the people that insist that revolvers are not pistols. I don't mind when people call a revolver a pistol. But it sure chaps my hide when somebody (like the news media) calls a semi-auto pistol a revolver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: But it sure chaps my hide when somebody (like the news media) calls a semi-auto pistol a revolver! Thorne Smith, author back in the twenties. Wrote a book called Turnabout, where this little Egyptian god was tired of hearing the married couple bicker about who had more to do. So he swapped them one night. He woke up as her and she woke up as him, and he had to stay home and take care of the house and she had to go into the city and earn money. The neighborhood lothario came by and tried to get her (him) in bed, and she (he) tried to shoot him. Got arrested. Told the cops that he had been trying to besmirch her honor, "and so I got my husband's revolver that he won the war with and was defending myself". And I thought - well this was a good book until the moron said that. Don't even know that a 1911 is an automatic not a revolver. I was in the 9th grade when I read this book the first time. I had never heard of a 1917 revolver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I reckon so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 What good is it having a dwarf if it doesn't do chores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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