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8 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

don't ya think ya be taking this pineapple and vegemite stuff a bit far ? 

 

  CB 

 

Geez no Chickasaw......you gotta' try baked beans and chocolate as well mate :) 

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57 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Geez no Chickasaw......you gotta' try baked beans and chocolate as well mate :) 

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I googled this, and it's REAL!

 

I would try it, but I'm not sure about how chocolately gas might smell!  :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

Probably better than hard-boiled eggs and beer....

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1 minute ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well it be confirmed , y'all have been up side down , for way too long 

 

  so long in fact , you have gone NUTS :wacko:

 

  CB 

   :huh:

  

The Vegemite didn't help none either.

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2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

This is just newly out....they have already mixed the vegemite and Bega cheese !!!!!!

 

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Just now, Buckshot Bear said:

 

A can of this Brazos guarantees lightable gas :) 

 

 

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Doesn't that violate some of the Non Proliferation treaties for weapons of mass destruction?

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Aussie battered and deep fried pineapple ring.....delicious! 

 

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

    ..... looks like lunch ....  :)

 

Around here you are most likely to find deep fried pineapple rings at the state fair.

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Male Victoria Police officers accused of faking being non-binary so they can claim $1,300 expenses allowance for women's clothes

 

'If validated, I will find it very disappointing that those employees have engaged in such conduct, exploiting an entitlement for those who identify as gender diverse.'

 

Those who want to keep getting the extra fortnightly allowance now have to make a sworn statement that they are non-binary. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Male Victoria Police officers accused of faking being non-binary so they can claim $1,300 expenses allowance for women's clothes

 

'If validated, I will find it very disappointing that those employees have engaged in such conduct, exploiting an entitlement for those who identify as gender diverse.'

 

Those who want to keep getting the extra fortnightly allowance now have to make a sworn statement that they are non-binary. 

 

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Dave........ I sh#t you not mate.

 

At some high schools they have kitty litter trays in the girls bathrooms because some of them identify as cats (Furries). 

Also the latest is now some school kids are relating to being a colour as in purple or blue etc.

 

A friend of ours sister and brother in law have just allowed their 16 year old daughter to have a full mastectomy because she identifies as a boy,

 

Furries -

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/parents-and-teachers-warned-not-to-ridicule-schoolkids-who-identify-as-animals/news-story/fea6c5db9da4854e5abe3782893dbb3d

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5 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

Showed the wife the deep fried pineapple and now she wants the recipe for the batter!:D

 

You got one?

 

 

This is the recipe that my wife uses, nice and crispy!!!! You'll want them again. 

 

https://www.kidspot.com.au/kitchen/recipes/pineapple-fritters/ydbjkjua

 

And a vid -

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Dave........ I sh#t you not mate.

 

At some high schools they have kitty litter trays in the girls bathrooms because some of them identify as cats (Furries). 

Also the latest is now some school kids are relating to being a colour as in purple or blue etc.

 

A friend of ours sister and brother in law have just allowed their 16 year old daughter to have a full mastectomy because she identifies as a boy,

 

Furries -

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/parents-and-teachers-warned-not-to-ridicule-schoolkids-who-identify-as-animals/news-story/fea6c5db9da4854e5abe3782893dbb3d


Easy to rectify the cat thing! Start serving those idiots cat food!!  Canned or dry!! IT WON’T MATTER!!  You’re accommodating their identities and giving them the kind of training that pets so desperately need!!

 

Include spaying/neutering in their care!!  You’ll quickly find out just how serious they are!!

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31 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


Easy to rectify the cat thing! Start serving those idiots cat food!!  Canned or dry!! IT WON’T MATTER!!  You’re accommodating their identities and giving them the kind of training that pets so desperately need!!

 

Include spaying/neutering in their care!!  You’ll quickly find out just how serious they are!!

Feed the cat?  That plays into the delusion.  Cats are not allowed in school, lock them out and call animal control.

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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

This is the recipe that my wife uses, nice and crispy!!!! You'll want them again. 

 

https://www.kidspot.com.au/kitchen/recipes/pineapple-fritters/ydbjkjua

 

And a vid -

 

 

 

  ...... yep, .... lunch ....  :D

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13 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said:

Feed the cat?  That plays into the delusion.  Cats are not allowed in school, lock them out and call animal control.

Wrong approach: demand to ENROLL your housecat. If they educate cats yours deserves an education also. MAKE THEM either enroll your cat or expel the currently enrolled 'cats'. Can't distillate against your feline

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