The Aussie Humour Thread

[Texas Joker]

Just bait?

 

[Rip Snorter]

Possibly useful for the maker to apply as an enema?  

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

11 minutes ago, Texas Joker said:

Just bait?

 

Uhhhh, NO.

[Buckshot Bear]

Silo in Picola, Victoria

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

23 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Silo in Picola, Victoria

 

Looking at these gorgeous painted solos makes me wonder -  how much paint do y’all have on the continent? 

[Buckshot Bear]

Kyogle's giant bush turkey - it ways 16 tonnes 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

5 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Looking at these gorgeous painted solos makes me wonder -  how much paint do y’all have on the continent? 

 

It seems like we have a lot Abilene  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

It seems like we have a lot Abilene  

 

     ........... HAD a lot  

[Buckshot Bear]

The big dog collar. Ballam park Victoria

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[John Kloehr]

On 10/6/2023 at 11:55 AM, Texas Joker said:

Can't distillate against your feline

You and Otto need to have a serious talk...

[Texas Joker]

56 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

You and Otto need to have a serious talk...

I think I broke him

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

Upmarket (hoity toity) fly strips

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

AWAS range practice with Owen Guns. Members of the Australian Women's Army Service being instructed in the use of the Owen Gun at Belmont in Queensland.

From left to right: Lance Bombardier Lorna Molloy, Gunner Francis Fowler, Gunner Pamela Holden, instructor Warrant Officer Gilbert Page. Ronald N. Keam 062586 Circa 1942

Following the end of the Second World War, the service was wound down and ceased to exist by 30 June 1947 when all members of the AWAS had been demobilised.

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

The big uggs - Newcastle NSW

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Ned Kelly. Glenrowan Victoria

 

[Buckshot Bear]

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Big Trout Admirably (snowy Mountains) built in 1973

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Big Beer Cans Adelaide

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

Depends on how big they are and how spicy.

 

Could be red hots or hot links.  (Hmmmm, hot links with a little mustard and, maybe, some sauerkraut on a fresh bun.)

[Rip Snorter]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

Pretty much the same thing, and at a party, served in a fondue pot with a good BBQ sauce the first appetizer to go, despite there being fancier ones.  I always prepared 2 batches in the days when we hosted big parties.

[Major Crimes]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

 

We call them "Little Boys" 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

"little Smokies"   

 

  CB 

[Buckshot Bear]

18 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

 

We call them "Little Boys" 

 

Jeez.....not sure if I'm ever eating one again now  

[Buckshot Bear]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We have similar signs- except it's in miles or feet- that means the same thing.

 

I do love getting stuck behind the goobers that drive 15mph under through the curves or up a hill but do 10 over in the passing zones on the straightaways.

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

10 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

We have similar signs- except it's in miles or feet- that means the same thing.

 

I do love getting stuck behind the goobers that drive 15mph under through the curves or up a hill but do 10 over in the passing zones on the straightaways.

The ones that bug me the most are the folks that slow down when there's on coming traffic, too.

 

Got stuck behind a guy once that dropped 10mph every time he had to go by another vehicle. Didn't matter if it was on coming and moving or parked near the road.  There was a dozen cars stuck behind him in under 5 miles- and I got to be the first one behind him.

 

Then, he had to drive between a parked car and a moving one.

[Blackwater 53393]

One of my favorites is the driver that’s running down the multi lane highway and REFUSES to pass a semi for miles.  Cars lined up behind him/her for a mile. Won’t pass the truck and won’t move over to let others pass!!  
 

And then there’s the nitwit that rides along behind right lane traffic with nobody in the left lane for a quarter mile or more and just when you are about to go by, the idiot pulls out in front of you and sits there going the same speed they were when they were behind the right lane traffic!!

[Eyesa Horg]

As stated a week or so ago... there's a moron at front of every traffic back up. How but the aholes that nearly comes to a stop on the entrance ramp right at the merge. I've almost creamed a few as I looked in my mirror to merge. Should be allowed to shoot em and get em the hell off the road.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

16 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Here, we refer to it as the racing lane: The dung for brains see it and temporarily wake up.....until the lane ends.

In Northern Ontario, it's not recommended however, if the driver trying to get by is in a logging truck. 

"What was that bump??"

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

well now 

 

  IF ya don't like how I drive 

 

  STAY OFF the SIDEWALK 

 

  CB