The Aussie Humour Thread

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

10 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

Dude: it's a smoke and a coke. A visual joke on a language alliteration not a statement on economical marketing. 

Dude, I realize that already.

 

But...

 

The Aussies bring up their national passion for beer drinking about every 3rd page and, based on my experience with the Australians I've met, it's completely accurate.

 

Then, there's the stories my Dad brought back from Viet Nam of the Aussie logistics outfit that was adjacent to his company's area and their hard drinking and hard fighting ways.  

 

First, there was something about them digging mortar pits as soon as they arrived and their staying up all night taking fire missions.  He's told me a thousand times that, 'You couldn't walk near the mortar pits for the empty beer cans and empty boxes for the mortar shells.'

 

The Aussies impressed him as much as the RoK troops.

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

What is that?

 

At first I thought it was a koala, but he has a tail.

 

That's its back right leg Alpo

[Alpo]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

That's its back right leg Alpo

I tried to convince myself that was a hind leg. But it looks more like it's coming out the middle of his butt then it does out of his thigh.

 

Could be camera angle, I suppose.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

9 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

 

Kang-fu-aroo!

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

That one could've been taken down the road.

 

Except the grass is fresh cut- and there'd be a number 10 can half full of sand and cigarette butts near one of the front legs of the chair.  And she doesn't have a can of Coors Lite in her off hand.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

Our pre-decimal coins 

 

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[Alpo]

22 hours ago, Alpo said:

My second look at this picture has me seeing the horizontal kangaroo kicking the vertical kangaroo with both hind feet.

 

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Those kicks were fast as lightning"

 

But when I first looked at it, it appeared that the vertical kangaroo had hold of the horizontal kangaroo's back legs and was spinning around in a circle, preparing to release the horizontal kangaroo and fling him out into the water.

 

I thought it was photoshopped.

[Blackwater 53393]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Sounds a lot like the Amarillo Steak Challenge! The link below provides the description of the meal and the rules of the contest. Over two kg. of just the steak!!

 

https://www.bigtexan.com/72-oz-steak/

[Rip Snorter]

The glutton thing ranks right beside "hold my beer".

[Rip Snorter]

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Obviously un BEET able!

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[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

road kill cafe 

 

  just around the bend 

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[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

33 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The back porch at my Dad's house has a faint set of dog tracks leading to the back door in the concrete.  They are so faint that the porch has to be wet for them to be noticeable.

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The Aussie Humour Thread Subsection - We like things BIG

“the big peg” just out of Canowindra

 

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The big monkey Ballarat, Victoria

 

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[Major Crimes]

On 9/6/2023 at 12:57 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

 

Disregard

Edited October 4, 2023 by Major Crimes

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

12 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

Disregard

 

 

 

 

           ........ as you wish ........  

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

done did 

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 

           ........ as you wish ........  

Farm Boy?

[Major Crimes]

3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Farm Boy?

 

Dread Pirate Roberts

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RUM runners 

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The Big Water Dragon at Kooloonbung Creek Nature Park, Port Macquarie.

 

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Big Matilda Kangaroo at Traveston

 

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South Australia, Kapunda ,  miner that stands approximately 8 metres tall