Subdeacon Joe 24,812 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Perro Del Diablo 3,251 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Wait until chief gets ahold of him. He will gladly go back to the racoon 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,989 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 I would bet he is now a Third Class Petty Officer and he is very adept in polishing s#!t cans. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,139 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Crazy sailors! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 915 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Marines get upset about the tiniest chicken manure. Sheeeesh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,866 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 A marine would have won that fight. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,448 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Well, there goes that 1st class rating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,448 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 (edited) Reminds me of the time I pulled over a suspected DUI. A couple had picked up a feral cat to adopt I guess. The husband had it stowed in a beach blanket while the wife drove. At some point, the cat decided to leave the confines of the blanket in a most aggressive manner. Then things got downright medieval. When I walked up to the car I thought it was a domestic battery case. Both of them looked like they had just crawled through some concertina wire. The lady explained the situation while the cat crouched in the back seat growling at everybody. I wished them luck in their efforts to domesticate the furious feline and bid them adieu. Edited October 26, 2020 by Utah Bob #35998 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee Trapper Tom 504 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Here, hold me beer. (Said the coon) 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 1,872 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 When I was in early elementary school I had to walk 3/4 of a mile or so back and forth to school. Along the route was the home of an old lady from our church who became my friend. I would stop frequently on my way home from school. She would have cookies or cake fro me and would tell me stories about her childhood. One dayshe decided that I should take one of her newly weaned kittens home with me The kitten really was not interested in leaving his momma just yet so she put him in a paper bag for me. I may have made a 1/4 mile before the kitten escaped, destroying the paper bag and the tearfull little boy with it. I was wounded and bleeding from all exposed skin. I did learn a life lesson from the experience. I learned that the next time I stopped by and she offered me another Kitten, although I wanted it badly, I could graciously say, No. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watab kid 982 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 i see rabbis shots in his immediate future - he wont enjoy that either 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 12,011 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A marine would have won that fight. My money is on the Raccoon. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,034 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 14 hours ago, watab kid said: i see rabbis shots in his immediate future - he wont enjoy that either Why do you want Rabbis shot? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watab kid 982 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Why do you want Rabbis shot? i had an encounter with a racoon once and spell check seems to have failed me Edited October 28, 2020 by watab kid 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,022 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Rabies and Rabbis are two different things, though each can get you closer to God 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 6,345 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,172 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 On 10/26/2020 at 2:55 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said: Reminds me of the time I pulled over a suspected DUI. A couple had picked up a feral cat to adopt I guess. The husband had it stowed in a beach blanket while the wife drove. At some point, the cat decided to leave the confines of the blanket in a most aggressive manner. Then things got downright medieval. When I walked up to the car I thought it was a domestic battery case. Both of them looked like they had just crawled through some concertina wire. The lady explained the situation while the cat crouched in the back seat growling at everybody. I wished them luck in their efforts to domesticate the furious feline and bid them adieu. You should've charged them with stupidity in the 1st degree. Oh wait... you can't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,172 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 16 hours ago, watab kid said: i had an encounter with a racoon once and spell check seems to have failed me I hate spellcheck. It's my worst enema. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,325 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 59 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I hate spellcheck. It's my worst enema. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watab kid 982 Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 6 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Rabies and Rabbis are two different things, though each can get you closer to God yup , but in a whole different mood and temperment i think , 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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