I Didn't Know Raccoons Could Drive

[Subdeacon Joe 24,600]

[Perro Del Diablo 3,171]

Wait until chief gets ahold of him. He will gladly go back to the racoon

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,574]

I would bet he is now a Third Class  Petty Officer and he is very adept in polishing s#!t cans.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,107]

Crazy sailors!  

[Joke 'um 896]

Marines get upset about the tiniest chicken manure.  Sheeeesh!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,837]

A marine would have won that fight.

[Utah Bob #35998 15,262]

Well,  there goes that 1st class rating.

[Utah Bob #35998 15,262]

Reminds me of the time I pulled over a suspected DUI. A couple had picked up a feral cat to adopt I guess. The husband had it stowed in a beach blanket while the wife drove. At some point, the cat decided to leave the confines of the blanket in a most aggressive manner.

Then things got downright medieval.

When I walked up to the car I thought it was a domestic battery case. Both of them looked like they had just crawled through some concertina wire. The lady explained the situation while the cat crouched in the back seat growling at everybody. I wished them luck in their efforts to domesticate the furious feline and bid them adieu.

Edited October 26, 2020 by Utah Bob #35998

[Tennessee Trapper Tom 504]

Here, hold me beer. (Said the coon)

[Noz 1,854]

When I was in early elementary school I had to walk 3/4 of a mile or so back and forth to school.  Along the route was the home of an old lady from our church who became my friend. I would stop frequently on my way home from school.  She would have cookies or cake fro me and would tell me stories about her childhood.  One dayshe decided that I should take one of her newly weaned kittens home with me The kitten really was not interested in leaving his momma just yet so she put him in a paper bag for me.  I may have made a 1/4 mile before the kitten escaped, destroying the paper bag and the tearfull little boy with it.  I was wounded and bleeding from all exposed skin.  

I did learn a life lesson from the experience.  I learned that the next time I stopped by and she offered me another Kitten, although I wanted it badly, I could graciously say, No.

 

[watab kid 958]

i see rabbis shots in his immediate future - he wont enjoy that either 

[Sedalia Dave 11,868]

13 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

A marine would have won that fight.

 

My money is on the Raccoon.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 1,997]

14 hours ago, watab kid said:

i see rabbis shots in his immediate future - he wont enjoy that either 

 

Why do you want Rabbis shot?

[watab kid 958]

13 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Why do you want Rabbis shot?

i had an encounter with a racoon once and spell check seems to have failed me 

Edited October 28, 2020 by watab kid

[J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,022]

Rabies and Rabbis are two different things, though each can get you closer to God

 

[Alpo 6,193]

[Sixgun Sheridan 4,132]

On 10/26/2020 at 2:55 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Reminds me of the time I pulled over a suspected DUI. A couple had picked up a feral cat to adopt I guess. The husband had it stowed in a beach blanket while the wife drove. At some point, the cat decided to leave the confines of the blanket in a most aggressive manner.

Then things got downright medieval.

When I walked up to the car I thought it was a domestic battery case. Both of them looked like they had just crawled through some concertina wire. The lady explained the situation while the cat crouched in the back seat growling at everybody. I wished them luck in their efforts to domesticate the furious feline and bid them adieu.

 

You should've charged them with stupidity in the 1st degree.

 

Oh wait... you can't.

[Sixgun Sheridan 4,132]

16 hours ago, watab kid said:

i had an encounter with a racoon once and spell check seems to have failed me 

 

I hate spellcheck. It's my worst enema.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,297]

59 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

 

I hate spellcheck. It's my worst enema.

 

[watab kid 958]

6 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Rabies and Rabbis are two different things, though each can get you closer to God

 

yup , but in a whole different mood and temperment i think ,