Major Crimes Posted February 19 Posted February 19 4 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: She must have snipped the bow too, because it’s unstrung. 😁 Clever Nurse. 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Anybody need a bunch of those?! I have black, gray,& likely some other off colors. FREE, just pay shipping. 4 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted February 19 Posted February 19 5 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: what is a VSCO girl ? 🤔 I looked it up ! "A VSCO girl is a Gen Z teen who follows a fashion trend and lifestyle inspired by the photo editing app VSCO. VSCO girls are known for their use of scrunchies, oversized T-shirts, and beach-inspired accessories. They are also known for being eco-friendly and for using reusable straws. " 5 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 19 Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Alpo said: 11 out of 15. I'm old. 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I text my grandchildren for tech support - they don't seem to know how a telephone works. They're not aware that it's for speaking to someone. It's for sending text messages. But I go to them not my children. I'm not on Facebook, let alone on Snapchat or tick tock or any of the other social media. So aside from those two - all of it. Actually that's not right. I have never lost my glasses because they're on top of my head. I have to have my glasses on to see. They're not reading glasses. They're seeing glasses. So I never lose them. They're right there on my face. 1 1 Quote
John Kloehr Posted February 20 Posted February 20 4 hours ago, Alpo said: 7 of 15. I deposit most checks with my phone, but some still require me to go to the bank. Not counting that as #8 as it is the exception. And I am tech support LOL. The last one might become a thing after cataract surgery but not yet, glasses are either on my face, or right were I put them (shower, sleep), or they fell on the floor. But never on my head. 1 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 7 minutes ago, Alpo said: I text my grandchildren for tech support - they don't seem to know how a telephone works. They're not aware that it's for speaking to someone. It's for sending text messages. But I go to them not my children. I'm not on Facebook, let alone on Snapchat or tick tock or any of the other social media. So aside from those two - all of it. Actually that's not right. I have never lost my glasses because they're on top of my head. I have to have my glasses on to see. They're not reading glasses. They're seeing glasses. So I never lose them. They're right there on my face. Number 4: Since I don't type anything, I don't need Wite-out. Number 7: Neither, though I look art Marketplace on my wife's Fakebook. Number 11: Nobody writes me checks, Sociable Security is Direct Deposit. Number 15: I wear contact lenses, I CAN'T lose them. Take those four out and I get a perfect score. 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted February 20 Posted February 20 7 hours ago, DeaconKC said: Nice for the elephant's ears. 2 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 20 Posted February 20 34 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Nice for the elephant's ears. When I saw the picture, I had a vision. The elephant impersonated a horse. Rearing up on his hind legs when the gun went off And throwing the rider to the ground. Then whirling around and tromping on him a little bit. Just a little bit. Maybe kneeling on him. 4 2 Quote
Ozark Huckleberry Posted February 20 Posted February 20 On 2/18/2025 at 8:58 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: She must have snipped the bow too, because it’s unstrung. 😁 The bow never had a string -- it's California compliant. 1 9 Quote
Sixgun Seamus Posted February 20 Posted February 20 30 minutes ago, Alpo said: Dang, good thing I wasn't drinkin' coffee when I saw this! 1 1 5 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 2 hours ago, Alpo said: ........ me too. 😱 1 2 Quote
Warden Callaway Posted February 20 Posted February 20 We run some electric heat. But mostly we heat with wood. Hopefully, this will be next winters firewood. It's stacked under roof now. 6 1 Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 21 Posted February 21 14 hours ago, Alpo said: Undoubtedly a california PG&E customer. 6 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 21 Posted February 21 20 hours ago, Alpo said: The file name for that meme is, kinda obviously, "electric bill". My electric bill comes in the mail and normally about the 22nd. Couple of days ago I saved that file. Later that day I got a notice on my phone that "electric bill has been safely downloaded". WHAT???? I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD NO DAMN ELECTRIC BILL!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE????? 5 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 23 Posted February 23 10 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said: I've had lights on my Jeeps since 1975. We always referred to them as "The Portable Sun". 2 3 Quote
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