Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

 

 

Ah!  You work off customer description!

[Alpo]

6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

You don't see anything wrong with using a $200 micrometer to clamp a piece onto a welding table?

When you go into my box, without my permission, and take one of my tools, again without my permission, so when I need that tool I can't use it because you have it - then I see absolutely nothing wrong would you think anything of yours (DAMMIT otto, NOTHING WRONG WITH USING ANYTHING OF YOURS) to do what I need to do.

 

You can't have it both ways. You want me to leave your stuff alone? Leave my stuff alone.

Edited February 1 by Alpo

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

When you go into my box, without my permission, and take one of my tools, again without my permission, so when I need that tool I can't use it because you have it - then I see absolutely nothing wrong would you think anything of yours (DAMMIT otto, NOTHING WRONG WITH USING ANYTHING OF YOURS) to do what I need to do.

 

You can't have it both ways. You want me to leave your stuff alone? Leave my stuff alone.

 

OK.  I  think we're interpreting the picture differently.   I'm seeing it as a photo taken by the guy who used his buddy's tool without asking and not understanding why the guy was upset about that setup. 

 

Then I'm interpreting your first comment as being OK with that setup.   

Your second comment,  quoted above, seems to be saying that because someone used a C-clamp of yours without permission that you would retaliate by ruining his expensive micrometer. 

 

Obviously I'm confused. 

[Texas Joker]

I was going to post the joke going over your head meme.

 

A. I have too many memes to sort through for that one and decided and got bored looking for it.

 

ii. Delicate precision tool of mine being used inappropriately might get me hot under the collar. 

 

But I also have a lot of funny shaped hammers....

[Alpo]

22 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

OK.  I  think we're interpreting the picture differently

You are correct. And now that you have explained the way you see it, I believe that's the way the picture was meant, and I was interpreting it incorrectly.

 

But still, if you don't want me messing up your tools, stay out of my box.

[Eyesa Horg]

I'm bettin the picture was no more than a photo op and no tools were harmed in the production.

[Alpo]

4 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I'm bettin the picture was no more than a photo op and no tools were harmed in the production.

Well certainly. I mean, if I saw somebody using my 3-inch mic for a c-clamp, I would not go get my phone to take a picture. I would go get a 3 lb hammer to beat him to death.

[Gracos Kid]

[Alpo]

[John Kloehr]

1 hour ago, The Old ways said:

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[Subdeacon Joe]

31 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

 

That looks like Krzywy Las. 

[Alpo]

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This isn't really a meme. Ain't got no cute caption added to it.

 

But I thought it needed to be seen. Those two guys - I can't decide whether they are the most trusting people in the world or whether they are the most stupid people in the world.

 

[John Kloehr]

1 minute ago, Alpo said:

This isn't really a meme. Ain't got no cute caption added to it.

 

But I thought it needed to be seen. Those two guys - I can't decide whether they are the most trusting people in the world or whether they are the most stupid people in the world.

 

I lean towards stupid.

[Equanimous Phil]

9 hours ago, Alpo said:

This isn't really a meme. Ain't got no cute caption added to it.

 

But I thought it needed to be seen. Those two guys - I can't decide whether they are the most trusting people in the world or whether they are the most stupid people in the world.

 

 

The slight water movement in the background is not continuous in the moment the axe drops, so it's just a (quite good) fake.

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

 

Not really an issue.   Irritating,  yes, but poke it in with anything from your pocket knife to the handle if a spoon to a stick  

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[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

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[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

One more reason to always put the lid down  

[Stump Water]

20 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

Still have one.

 

Back in '09 & '10 when we were getting the kitchen remodeled (meaning we didn't have a kitchen for 4 months) that was our stove.

[Alpo]

8 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

One more reason to always put the lid down  

That's why I started putting the lid down. And I have a little more sympathy for the ladies. Used to be that I would hear of women complaining - never heard one complaining directly but I keep hearing about it happening - about the guy leaving the seat up. And I would think, well damn lady, try looking occasionally before you sit down. I always look. Are women too stupid to look?

 

Then I started closing the lid in my house. And I will have a guest who will use the toilet, and it does not matter whether they are standing or sitting - the next time I go in the bathroom the lid is up. The seat position is irrelevant. They never put the lid down.

 

And that annoys me greatly.

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

I have an occasional visitor whose long-time stance is that it's just as easy for a woman to put the seat down as it is for a man to lift it up.  Not to mention the lid.

 

Well... sometimes the cat likes to bounce off the lid to the top of the tank and look out the window.  Someone - this same visitor? - left the seat and lid up once.  Poor cat came bounding through and *ker-SPLASH!* 

 

Poor cat was mortified.  Poor me was also mortified; I got to do the cleanup.

 

I very clearly impressed upon my visitor the house rule, "Seat and Lid DOWN!"  

 

               

Edited February 7 by Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

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