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Posted
10 hours ago, Alpo said:

I didn't need no note.

Well then, I guess that clears things up.

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19 hours ago, Alpo said:

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At the farmers market a few weeks ago a woman walked up to me and said, "I was getting ready to punch you in the shoulder because I thought you were somebody else."  

 

I said, "Well, I guess I am somebody else."

 

She didn't get it.

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My scoutmaster told me one time -- we were in summer camp and the latest thing to do was come up behind somebody and grab the garter tassel on them long socks and pull it down. Make your sock fall. And we're headed down for breakfast - we ate breakfast and we ate lunch in the mess hall, and we cooked supper in camp - and somebody come up behind him and grab the tassel, and he backhanded him off the trail.

 

Then he picked him up and apologized, and told him "don't come up behind me anymore". He told me that he does not allow people to come up behind him like that. He said he was in a bar one time and somebody come up and tapped him on the shoulder and when he turned around the guy punched him in the mouth. Then he apologized - I'm sorry, you're not who I thought you were. And Bob knocked him to the ground and kicked him in the face.

 

But he said he does not like people to come up behind him anymore. And that poor little Boy Scout paid the price for that man in the bar hitting Bob in the mouth.

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19 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

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While searching for that damn 10mm!

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